Heres all the quotes that were on my pro but arent anymore: enjoy

Peter: Brian there's a message in my alphabits, it says, oooooo. Brian: Peter those are cherios. Quagmire: Whoa transvestite back off, wait, preop or postop? Transvestite:Preop Quagmire: Whoa transvestite back off. Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate. Peter: What the hell does RANT mean? Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Mrs. Pewterschmidt: Would you like a piece of candy? Stewie: I smell death on you.Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language?

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