Weird Story

I once knew a man who put his foot in the wrong place, but I guess that
that is alright, because there is no sight of banana peels anyway.
We were asked to come up with a book to read for an hour and ten
minutes. I chose the book about the astronaut who spins in circles
every time a banana peel enters his mind. Derek Cox chose the book about
the books coming to life and entering a painted picture world, where
they had to fight a gingerbread man with a G. Josh Oaks likes Christmas
ornaments. He chose the book where a little boy shook a string that
was attached to Christmas ornaments. When the string was shaken, the
Christmas ornaments would shake as well. This may have caused a problem
if a set of headphones was put in someone's mouth, and then chewed up
like a rocket. I've been asked if there could be legal communication
between people who are sixteen thousand miles away from each other. I
tell you it is possible, but I'm not going to talk about lighthouses
with cases of bad dots. Once upon a time there was a family. There was
a father, a son and a daughter. Actually there was also a mother, and
another daughter, but they are not in this story. The son and daughter
both wanted to see a PG13 movie, but they both knew there was only one
yellow dot in the house. Whoever sat on the yellow dot never saw any
bad content to a movie. None of them wanted to sit on it, so the older
brother got to go without, but the daughter complained about it.
The End. I guess the only good moral to a story like this is to
be grateful for anything as weird as a yellow dot. If someone came up
to you and asked you for a dollar to go to salt lake, wouldn't you want
to tell them to go away? I know I would, and that is why Jerry Seinfeld
got mad when Kramer made a joke about cherries. Forrest Gump held the
hand of an escape prisoner. Shaquille O'Neal had a head thing that made
his head bob upside his head for a week. He looked really weird and
mental. Ronald McDonald frowned at apples, because he got mad when
a kid named Brandon was thirsty. There was this guy who thought leaping
like a frog would make this one girl be nicer to him, because she was
kind of rude to him. People go into office max thinking of a dark haired
guy running laps in class. When people watch the wizard of oz, they cry
like a grandma, and say, You can have whatever you want honey. The man
Minority Report looked like a grandmother's memory. We wakeboard, we sit
by electricity boxes, we stare weird, we walk, we part, we go, we shop,
we run, we do weird things with weird people. I guess since Josh Oaks
made the call, this is where we part.