Here is a refined list of things I like:

Mime crime
Driving over school workbooks in a parking lot somewhere
Genesis the Clown
Bulldog Blvd., Genesis, and sophomore memories
When waterskiers wave the hand not on the rope when they change directions
The idea of a goof-off kid making out with a CPR dummy in health class
Peter Gabriel and all his geneous lyrics
The first window at the Taco Bell on 900 East
The idea of stalking victims walking away from their stalker
Members of a metals class being referred to as "toasters"
The thought of a toaster sweeping up scraps from a metals class
The lyric "With the first drop of my blood in their veins, their faces are convulsed in mortal pains" from "The Lamia" by Genesis
When Peter Gabriel bobs back and forth in his flower outfit on "The Genesis Songbook" during "Supper's Ready"
Imagining a female clown walking as fast as she can on a treadmill during Timpview High School's "Truancy School"
Cheekers the monkey
A large yellow creature descending on a tall building
The idea of someone being so addicted to Dr. Pepper, that when they are in bed, they reach their hands upwards imagining there is a Dr. Pepper on the ceiling, similar to Gatsby reaching out for the green light
Eric Idle running a marathon while drinking Dr. Pepper
An evil looking elderly woman running around Las Vegas with a cane screaming "I'll get you my prettys!"
The fact that the name Dream Theater sounds so chocolatey
Imagining a man holding hands with a monkey he is about to shock, in the music video "Shock the Monkey"
The picture of Eric Idle in his old age smiling and looking at an angle, while being told "That seems kind of expensive"
Female authority figures walking extremely fast angrily with clown shoes
Convulsion, seriously
Recycled vocabulary words, like plethora,
The reality that car salesmen get diarrhea after every car they sell,
Inflatable speedos,
Narcassistic candlemakers,
Ubiquitous bread-bakers,
Reverberating heart beats,
The fact that RPM stands for Heart Beats Per Second, seriously
Art teachers that sleep with their student's hearts,
Dracula's gold cup,
The idea that a pilot was so mad that there wasn't a 3 in the sky, he plunged the plane to the ground, and then at the last minute thrusted it upwards so it wouldn't crash. The passengers were mad at this, and asked him why he did it. He only responded that he cleared his throat at the dentist.
When Mr. Krabs sings "Don't Let Me Down" by the Beatles whenever Spongebob holds him over his head
Mr. Krabs's love for money
Asking people: "Are you an awaisted wind product?"
When Robin Williams screams in excitement in concoct gold mines
When businesses go out of business for the sake of their employees being obsessed with Mario RPG for Super Nintendo
Peers of the opposite gender being flattered by telling them that something is not the same without them
Jackets
Watching all the drivers cry when we haul a trailer behind us
The idea that a list has to end eventually, so I might as well end it here