KANSAS GUESSING GAME
DO NOT GET UPSET OR ANGRY IF YOU FIND THESE QUESTIONS FRUSTRATING OR HARD, WHICH I CAN GUARANTEE SOME OF THEM WILL BE. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF DISAPPOINTED OR UPSET IN THE LEAST, LEAVE RIGHT AWAY, AND DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T WARN YOU, BECAUSE I WON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF YOUR COMPLAINTS.
JUST ANSWER THESE THE BEST YOU CAN. CLICK HERE FOR THE ANSWERS FOR THE FIRST 20,
I WILL NOT HAVE ANSWERS FOR THE REST, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME, AND
THERE REALLY ISN'T A RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER. IF YOU WANT TO ANSWER IT REALLY BAD,
WHICH I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU DON'T EVEN IF YOU WANT TO, THEN SEND PRIVATELY AT
Warm up questions (Pt. 1) -
1. What is my favorite Kansas song?
2. What is my favorite Kansas album (CD)?
Warm up questions (Pt. 2) -
1. Who is the man on the cover of Leftoverture?
2. Which Kansas song talks about going out of your way to be kind to people?
THESE FIRST FEW QUESTIONS AREN'T THAT DIFFICULT, BUT SOME NEW FANS MAY FIND THEM STRENUOUS. DON'T GET UPSET IF THEY ARE TOO HARD OR DIFFICULT.
1. THIS PERSON SHOWS UP ON KANSAS COVERS MORE THAN THREE TIMES?
2. WHO PAINTED THE COVER OF MASQUE?
3. WHAT RARE KANSAS SONG CONTAINED THE ENDING TO THE WALL?
4. WHICH FAMOUS ARTIST APPEARS ON THE COVER OF A KANSAS ALBUM?
5. WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE ALBUM COVER, WHICH COVER HAS A VIOLIN ON IT? (HINT- IT ISN'T DRASTIC MEASURES)
6. WHICH KANSAS SONG DID KERRY LIVGREN WRITE ABOUT 3 PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE?
7. HOW MANY KANSAS ALBUM COVERS CONTAIN THE SHIP FROM POINT OF KNOW RETURN? (INCLUDING POINT OF KNOW RETURN)
8. HOW MANY FIGURES FROM DIFFERENT KANSAS ALBUMS ARE ON THE FRONT AND BACK OF THE BEST OF KANSAS RE-MASTERED CD?
I RECOMMEND NOT ANSWERING THE REST, BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTREMELY HARD. AND PLEASE DON'T CURSE AT ME IF YOU TRY ANSWERING THE REST OF THE QUESTIONS AND YOU GET UPSET OR ANGRY IN ANYWAY. I'M WARNING YOU NOW!!!
9. WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE CD, HOW LONG IS THE SONG PLAY THE GAME TONIGHT EXACTLY? (THE TIME ON THE CD ITSELF, NOT THE BACK COVER)
10. WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE CD OR THE BACK OF THE CD COVER, LIST THE SONGS OFF OF THE BEST OF KANSAS RE-MASTER IN THE ORDER FROM SHORTEST TO LONGEST.
11. WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE MASQUE RE-MASTER INNER SLEEVE, LIST ALL THE SONGS ON THE CD IN ORDER WITH THE EXACT RUNNING TIMES FOR EACH SONG ON THE CD. (YOU WILL HAVE HAD TO READ THE INNER SLEEVE, AND MEMORIZE THE RUNNING TIMES FOR EACH SONG EXACTLY). HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I MEAN:
1. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE (3:40)
2. EVERYBODY'S MY FRIEND (3:59)
3. MAINSTREAM (6:35)
4. ANDI (4:15)
5. GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS (5:46)
6. GET RICH (3:44)
7. DON'T TAKE YOUR LOVE AWAY (3:38)
8. END OF THE AGE (4:32)
9. INCIDENT ON A BRIDGE (5:38)
DO NOT ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS UNLESS YOU LIKE GUESSING THE NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.
12. HOW MANY KANSAS CONCERTS HAVE I BEEN TO?
13. WHAT IS MY FAVORITE KANSAS COVER?
14. WHAT KANSAS SONG DID I THINK OF WHEN I WROTE THIS QUESTION?
15. LIST THE ORDER IN WHICH I BOUGHT MY KANSAS CDS?
THESE ARE UNRELATED TO KANSAS, BUT THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE, UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF PSYCHIC.
16. WHAT WORD WAS I THINKING OF WHEN I WROTE THIS QUESTION?
17. WHAT NUMBER WAS I THINKING OF WHEN I WROTE THIS QUESTION?
18. WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION?
19. WHY WOULD THE ANSWER TO 31, IF THERE WAS A QUESTION 31, BE PINNOCHIO?
20. WHAT WOULD BE THE ANSWER TO QUESTION 200 IF THERE WAS A QUESTION 200?
WARNING!!! I STRONGLY RECOMMEND NOT ANSWERING THE REST OF THESE QUESTIONS. PLEASE DON'T DO IT IF YOU HAVE AN OUNCE OF ANGER OR FRUSTRATION IN YOU.
21. WRITE EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY KNOW ABOUT THE LIVE RECORDINGS OF SONGS FROM MONOLITH!
WARNING!!! ONLY ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS IF YOU WANT TO REALLY BAD, AND YOU WILL BE SAD AND ANGRY IF YOU DON'T GET TO. BUT I'M SERIOUSLY WARNING YOU!
22. WRITE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT KANSAS PERFORMING THE SONGS "THE DEVIL GAME" AND "ALL THE WORLD" LIVE, BEFORE THE YEAR 1980.
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT ANSWER THIS LAST QUESTION AT ALL!!! IF YOU TRY ANSWERING THIS QUESTION IN A BAD MOOD, YOU WILL REALLY BE MAD YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH YOU SHOULD ANSWER THIS QUESTION IS IF KANSAS IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND, AND YOU WOULD RATHER ANSWER THIS QUESTION THAN BUY A POSSIBLE KANSAS ARCHIVES BOXED SET, WITH ALL THE RARE KANSAS MATERIAL YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF!!! DO NOT ANSWER THIS!!!!! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE???? IF SO, THAN I GUESS IT IS ALRIGHT. JUST ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION "IS THIS REALLY WORTH MY TIME OR ENERGY?"
BONUS QUESTION - WRITE EVERYTHING YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS MIGHT POSSIBLY KNOW ABOUT KANSAS RE-MASTERING THE CD TWO FOR THE SHOW.
