Kerry George's Traumatic Experience

There was a man named Kerry George, who was a character in the game "Roller Coaster Tycoon." One day, he decided to go to a park called "Michael's Cool Park", which was owned by an avid gamer named Michael Morrison. When Kerry entered the park, he saw the most amazing rides ever. He had eighty dollars in his pocket and was ready to go. After riding the incredible "Tossed Stomach", "Horrifying Coaster", "Michael - Go - Round", and the "High Flying Rocket", Kerry got hungry. He went to a hamburger stall, and ate. Suddenly giant tweezers picked Kerry up, and placed him on a tall platform, making it impossible for him to go anywhere else. Kerry realized where he was, and got really mad. There weren't any bathrooms, restaurants, or exits up there, making it impossible for Kerry to feel comfort. Kerry started crying, because he knew it was impossible for him to escape this tall platform. The avid gamer, named Michael, who was playing Roller Coaster Tycoon, laughed really hard because he had placed Kerry on the high platform, and there was no way out. Since Kerry was just a character in the game, there was really nothing he could do, so he just stood there feeling sorry for himself. Two minutes later, a man named Jefferson Thomas was placed on the high platform as well. Kerry said to Jefferson, "I have been up here for two minutes, and I hate every minute of it. It isn't fair! There is nothing we can do." Jefferson said, "Whoever is playing this game is being insensitive, and very cruel!" Suddenly within the next ten minutes, one hundred characters had been placed on this high platform, causing the entire platform to be crowded. Everyone had to stand up, or else not everyone would fit. Twenty minutes later, nobody could breathe, and everyone was getting mad. Kerry felt unbearably sorry for himself, and was about to die. Everyone's faces were bright red, and they were very claustrophobic. Michael is laughing his head off at what he has done, and thinks it is really funny. Michael has no intentions of rescuing the characters, because he wants to see what happens if he leaves them there for a whole day. He got off of his computer at 3 PM. When Michael got back at 9 PM, he saw that the characters were still on the platform, and nobody was left in the park except for those on the platform. Kerry felt unbearably sorry for himself, and was getting really mad. Michael's park rating went from a 700 to a dead 0, because the guests were getting so upset. Michael then had an idea, and that was to turn the platform into a pool of water, so everyone in the platform would die. Suddenly all the park guests drowned, and there was nobody in the park. Kerry, who was a guest had drowned, and the next thing he knew, he was standing on a small cloud far in the sky. He looked around and saw the other guests in the park standing on their own personal small clouds. Kerry realized he was dead, and was now in heaven, or something like that. Suddenly he heard a voice say, "Welcome to Heaven Tycoon!" After hearing this, Kerry got mad, and realized he was in another game, and the player of the game could torture him again. Two weeks later, Kerry got picked up by giant tweezers, and was placed in the center of a large cloud. He felt the cloud vibrate, and he heard loud, large footsteps. He saw a group of football players running as fast as they could towards him. Kerry decided that he would jump off the cloud, to avoid being rammed into by these football players. When he jumped, he felt a heavy wind from below him, and felt it carry him up high in the air. He landed on another cloud, and this time a large cage fell on him, and he was trapped in this cage. He saw a giant face of a dog come up by the cage and say, "Hello, my name is Ronald The Dog, and I am the dog that chased the McNuggets riding in the airplane. You are going to be transformed into a McNugget and transferred to Earth. Kerry started feeling irritated, and didn't like the sound of this. One minute later, he was on Earth, and was in the form of a McNugget. He saw five other McNuggets running for their lives, and he realized that they were being chased by a giant dog. They all jumped into an airplane, and so did Kerry. When in the airplane, they saw giant children surrounding them yelling "Ronald! The Dog!" They started flying, and Kerry felt really annoyed at the series of unpleasant events. Two seconds later, the planed was bumped by the dog, causing the McNuggets to lose control of the plane. A giant clown with gloves caught the plane, and put them in a large lunch sack. Kerry realized this was the Ronald McDonald the kids were yelling at. Kerry talked to the other McNuggets, and realized that a McNugget was a food item that kids ate from McDonalds. Once again, Kerry started moaning, because the events kept getting more unpleasant, and Kerry felt they would keep getting worse. He saw a giant hand reach for him, and he realized he was about to get eaten by a kid. Suddenly he heard a loud voice saying, "Kerry!" Kerry looked at his math teacher and said, "Yes Mrs. Bryce?" She said, "Will you stop sleeping and please pay attention?" To this day, Kerry has never fallen asleep in class again, because of his traumatic daydream. He has gone from being a C student to an A student, because he pays attention in all his classes, no matter how tired he is.