Selfish Gameboy Maniacs

There was a boy who had about 400 gameboys in his closet, and all his clothes were the same. He only wore tshirts with the nintendo logo, and sweatshirts with a gameboy on the front. He was also addicted to candy. His other half of his closet had candy, and only candy. His clothes were all wrinkled on the floor, and he had candy and gameboys in his bed as well. He was always tripping on his gameboys, and stepping on candy bars. It was the most dysfunctional bedroom in his city.

One day he was at a party, and was without his gameboy, or candy. He was bored, because the adults were talking about boring things, and there was nobody to play with. Suddenly he saw his step-cousin playing a gameboy. Immediately, as a natural response, he charged towards his cousin, and grabbed the gameboy out of his hand. His step cousin became enraged, and grabbed at the gameboy. For five minutes, they kept tugging on the gameboy. Eventually the mothers came and broke it up.

After the mothers went back to their "boring talking", the boys were back at it. This time, they were swearing at each other, and hitting each other.

"Give me the gameboy you freak!"

"You are so ugly, a mammoth couldn't even recognize you as a member of its own kin!"

"If there was a law against stink bombs, you'd be arrested as the only walking stink bomb on the face of this planet you freak!"

"Your friends only hang out with you because an evil terrorist that likes to torture humanity is paying them large sums of money to keep your self esteem flowing normally!"

"You are so fat, MNMs get unbearable claustrophobia when they enter your gut!"

"Get your filthy hands off MY gameboy you narcisistic loser! If your hands could talk, they'd be screaming 'Lay off me I'm starving!'"

The mothers came back. This was so embarrassing for them. Both boys were grounded for a month, and the they always hated each other ever since.