Robert Fripp is a 5 fingered jordan!

Robert Fripp used his "Leftoverture" inner-sleeve as an air freshner!

Robert Fripp turned the lights out, put a strobe light next to a skeleton, and played his most wicked guitar solo during the whole experience!

Robert Fripp built a computer set right by the captain's wheel on a sailboat, and during a hurricane, played Internet Hearts!

Robert Fripp was the first person to invent "Super Mario Brother Mushrooms" in real life!

Robert Fripp sleeps in a hammock made out of guitar strings!

Robert Fripp was envious of Robert Plant, because he has had more cups of Dr. Pepper than him!

Fripp went to a restaurant, and scared the worker, by talking in a weird voice, and saying, "I'm going to turn you into a toad!"

Fripp played a role in a movie where he uses this machine that destroys everybody in its path.

Fripp listened to Alice Cooper in his car, while drinking Pepsi, on his way to get a tattoo.

Fripp hired his best friend to come up with a soundtrack that describes him best, and "Helter Skelter" is the first track!

Fripp had an evening with his best "girl-friends", and then told his crush, so she would be jealous. He did this, because she had a bunch of her "guy friends" over, and she told him about it, and he was mighty jealous!

Fripp dressed up as a pirate, and rode a bike on stage during "Closer To The Heart" on Rush's 30th Anniversary Tour!

Fripp had a car tailgate him while honking, and he laughed for 30 minutes straight!

Fripp claims that RPM stands for "Heartbeats Per Seconds"!

Fripp was a chaperone on a symphonic band trip, and he bought diapers to be funny, and the bus driver got mad at him!

Fripp falls whenever he throws a baseball!

Fripp bought a monkey, and named him "Cheekers"!

Fripp got a job at the Macaroni Grill, and then got fired because he kept screaming "Macaroni! Macaroni!" in the cooking room!

Fripp listens to "The Waiting Room" whenever he tries to fall asleep, and it works!

Robert Fripp is a 44 oz. of Dr. Pepper!
Robert Fripp lost at Monopoly!
Robert Fripp spent a year swimming under ice!
Robert Fripp's soundcard works perfectly!
Robert Fripp is a signed witness of Johnny Depp's contract!
Robert Fripp ran laps in the desert!
Robert Fripp ate at a Seafood Restaurant once a day for 2 weeks straight!
Robert Fripp got a makeover at his 18th birthday party!
Robert Fripp fights like a dairy farmer!

Robert Fripp comes out early mornings and late nights!

Robert Fripp once competed against a Genie in making as many hamburgers as possible. The Genie made 1,000 hamburgers for each 1 hamburger Fripp made. The Genie would have won, except his hamburgers tasted terrible, and Fripp's tasted good!

Robert Fripp never says "Morning already?", because the one time he did, a tiger appeared in his bed!

Robert Fripp makes the sign for "Paint the wall" (sign language) whenever he is in the presence of his crush!

Robert Fripp was driving to Disneyland, and he saw a sign that said, "Disneyland Left", so he got really mad, turned around and drove home!

Robert Fripp was messing around with Google Earth, and he typed in "Seaworld". There was a building labelled as "Seaworld", so he thought that Seaworld was just a building!

Robert Fripp did Driver's Education simulators for fun!

Robert Fripp took a class called "Human Development" in college, and it didn't count towards his graduation!

Robert Fripp danced with the Kool-aid Man!

Robert Fripp will invent the future guitar-camelback, which is a guitar with an inner bag to put water during a concert!

Robert Fripp took Ringo Starr literally in the Beatles Anthology when he says, "I learned to play chess on the Sgt. Pepper album". So he took his Sgt. Pepper album, and asked his friend if he wanted to play chess on it!

Robert Fripp payed a large sum of money for Barney the Dinosaur to corrupt the children on his television show! When they declined his offer, he swore to never let his children watch the show!

Robert Fripp stood on the brain on Rush's "Hemispheres" to make sure it was stable enough! He learned that the owner of the brain was lazy, and a high school drop-out!

Robert Fripp donated to Google Earth funds, so he could trace everyone he has ever had a crush on his entire life!

Robert Fripp had a pet frog once. One day he couldn't stand it anymore, so he took it to the nearest football stadium, and left it there. Rumor has it, there was a hidden camera in Fripp's basement, and Fripp's biologist friend observed the frog trying to survive in his basement! Fripp doesn't believe him, because he believes frogs are incapable of tracing their way back to their owner's house, especially from a football stadium which is over 30 miles away!

Robert Fripp is fascinated by palindromes, and has a bumper sticker saying "Too bad! I hid a boot!"

Robert Fripp refers to his strawberry shake that is really basic his "Gentle Giant Shake", and he loves it!

Robert Fripp listened to Queen the morning of his driving exam!

Robert Fripp is the mastermind behind "Mystery Science Theater"!

Robert Fripp laughs whenever he sees cars on TV!

Robert Fripp dressed up as Mr. Bean, and played the drums at a High School dance! His craziest moments occured in "Johnny B. Goode"!

Robert Fripp is living proof that mayo and mustard exist!

Robert Fripp played the guitar in the bathtub!

Robert Fripp claims that Steve Walsh wrote "It Takes A Woman's Love to Make a Man" when he was trapped inside a bottle!

Robert Fripp went to the dentist, and complained about his personal life the whole time!

Robert Fripp found a box he could fit in, got inside, and had his sister push him down the stairs! He later had his sister put him in the box on a wagon, and had her push him down the neighborhood hill!

Robert Fripp was at a big party, and saw they were serving lemonade. He took a glass, and then screamed, "Kenny? Is that you?!"

Robert Fripp is a piece of music!

Robert Fripp finds middle aged bald men comforting!

Robert Fripp was applying for Stanford University, and he came upon the section where he had to write an essay on why he thinks he would do well there. All he wrote was "I like bugs"! He laughed for hours about it!

Robert Fripp sees the world as a two fish tank, him and Britney Spears. Whenever people try to convince him there are other fish in the sea, he gets mad, and refuses to believe it.

Robert Fripp once sold lemonade for a nickel when he was a teenager. He had a "bottomless mug" policy, where he put a hole in his customers mugs when he poured it, and it poured into another pitcher. He was rewarded with the "Lemonade King" medal of honor for being so clever!

After too many complaints about his lemonade, he sold pirate ship cannons, and upgrades. He made his mom do all the installation work!

Robert Fripp is glad that he makes sense!

Robert Fripp turns into a clapping monkey whenever he hears Billy Joel in public!

Robert Fripp was voted "most musical" for his entire graduation class, just because bribed the student leaders with carrots, which they couldn't resist!

Robert Fripp turned his biology student teacher into a musical box, which played the melody of "You Can't Live With Them, and You Can't Live Without Them"!

Robert Fripp got lectured by a fish how it was not gentleman like to abandon a princess fish!

Robert Fripp made a guitar out of storebought chicken patties, and ate his guitar during the encore!

Robert Fripp asked his health teacher if he could borrow the movie "Silence of the Heart" so he could watch it on a date. His health teacher looked at him like he was from Mars, and thought, "Why in the world would he want to watch this movie on a date?!"

Robert Fripp saw his college major-advisor screaming in terror, because she was being chased by a flying chicken pattie!

Robert Fripp laughed for 5 hours straight, because he invited his friends over for breakfast, and when they all got there, the only food item was a package of instant oatmeal!