The Family Reunion Fiasco

There was a family reunion once, consisting to 6 extended families. One extended family was favored by the mastermind behind the reunion, and decided to put that family in a fancy hall with a very expensive steak dinner. The rest of the families just had to have noodles, and other stuff like that. The typical dinners at a family reunion. The hall in which the steak dinner family would eat would be easily seen by the others. Little did they know this night would end in pretty intense tantrums.

They all showed up, and began having a wonderful time. They sung, danced, and did Karaoke. Then it came time for dinner. It was announced that five of the six extended families would be having a casual, cheap dinner, and the other family would have a very expensive, formal steak dinner. Immediately everybody gasped in horror. They thought it was a joke, but later found out it wasn't.

Fifteen minutes into the dinner, one of the family members having the casual dinner looked up from his plate, and could see the family enjoying their steak dinner, laughing, and having a wonderful time. He looked around where everyone else was, and they were all quiet, and looked upset. He got up, and started banging on the wall to the other room screaming, "This isn't fair! Let me in! Let me in!"

Pretty soon, another member from the casual group joined him. The family members inside started laughing. More people joined and banged on the walls. Fifteen minutes into this huge fiasco, they started slamming chairs and tables. The members of the casual group were so enraged, and the members of the formal group were screaming, "Shut up! Let us enjoy our dinner!"

Pretty soon tears started flowing, and such shouts could be heard.

"I babysat your grandkids for five years! This is the thanks I get?! I am never talking to you again! I hate you!"

"If you ever call my daughter that again, I will destroy you myself!"

"Get your filthy hands off MY steak!"

"Get away from me you old bag!"

"I've always hated you, but couldn't bring myself to say it until now!"

"This family reunion is the biggest drag ever! Thanks a lot Brian for this disaster! If I ever see you, or your hideous wife Karen again, it will be too soon! Get out of my sight!"

"Dear, get the kids. We are leaving this dirt house at once! I never want them exposed to my family again!"

"Honey, I hate my family. I hate them so bad!"

"You broke those chairs and tables you sick man!"

That night, everybody felt intense rage for their extended family members, both in the casual dinner group, and the formal dinner group. The property damage done was devistating. It took several thousand dollars of remodeling to make it look like it did before.

Even the best of friends in the extended families never speak to each other again. One thing of particular interest took place in a Safeway in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />New Hampshire. One of the members that night ran into another member there.

"What the heck are you doing here! I just want you to know when I said I never wanted to see your sorry self again, I meant it! Get out of here!"

"I was here first you dirty person! Geez! No insult on this planet could be powerful enough to express my hate for you!"

They got into a fist fight, and were both banned from setting foot in that store again.