Donkey Kong with a Bee and Candy Kong with a Yeah

When Donkey Kong with a Bee heard that Candy Kong with a Yeah was dropping by the Smoothie Shack, he was really nervous, and was determined not to make a complete fool out of himself. He had practiced his approach with her for a complete month.

Donkey Kong with a Bee entered the Smoothie Shack, and took a seat. Suddenly, Candy Kong with a Yeah entered! Donkey Kong’s heart was beating as fast as it could! His mind went blank!

Donkey Kong with a Bee started to run as fast as he could in circles while screaming “I’m burning lava!!! Help!! There’s lava inside of me!!!” He pulled out an acoustic guitar, made his body as tense as it could go, smiled in the biggest, cheesiest way he possibly could, strummed the guitar as fast as he could, while jumping constantly from left to right, and then back again.

Every five seconds, the speed of his motion increased. He started screaming the words to a country song while playing. Then he took two coconuts, slammed them as hard as he could together, and slurped the coconut milk as loud as he could with a cheesy face.

He pulled a salad out of his carry-on, and ate it as robotically, and fast paced as he could, while making a very serious face.

He jumped up on top of the counter, and changed the channel on the TV constantly with unbearably wide open eyes. Then he pulled a halibut out of his pocket, and attacked Cranky Kong with a Bee Sting with it, and screamed, “Slapstick violence!!! AAAHHH!!! Slapstick violence!!!”

He took an unpaid for smoothie, shrugged his shoulders, leaned his head back as far as it could go, closed his eyes, and drank it as fast as he could. He then waddled like a duck as fast as he could around the room. He then waved his arms around as fast as he could pretending to be a clock.

Then he started chopping up fruits and vegetables with a knife as fast as he could, while shaking the knife really hard. Then he ran from drawer to drawer as fast as he could, pulling out silverware, putting them back in, throwing cups while catching them, as fast paced as he could.

Then he ran in place, waved his arms back and forth, and blew a kazoo as loud as he could. He performed a magic trick as fast as he could with cups and balls, and then made a very sick face, and clapped while screaming in a very distorted tone of voice.

Then he fell to the floor, hunched slightly in a ball, and coughed as loud as he possibly could. Every five seconds, he would stop coughing for three seconds, then make an even uglier face, while coughing in a faster beat, while tensing the body even harder.

Then he got on a rolling hospital bed, kicked his legs as fast as he could, while laughing and screaming, and shaking a bottle of chocolate milk as violently as he possibly could.

Then he knocked Cranky Kong with a Bee Sting unconscious, placed him in the bed, and then pushed the bed as fast as he could, while screaming, “We have an emergency! We have an emergency!”

Cranky Kong with a Bee Sting fell off the bed, because Donkey Kong with a Bee was rolling it so fast, and shaking it violently.

He grabbed Diddy Kong with an E, and shook him as hard as he possibly could, and waved him in the air as hard as he could. Then he let go, and Diddy Kong flew to the other side of the shack.

He jumped on a brand new, Sleeper 2000 bed, as fast as he could, while making an evil, grinning, cheesy smiley face, and laughing as hard as he could. Every five seconds, he bent his knees more, increased his momentum, and jumped even faster. Eventually the bed collapsed, and the springs broke.

Donkey Kong with a Bee found an inflatable Squidward beach toy, so he inflated it. Shook it as hard as he could, jumped on it, kicked it, fed it soda, rolled it as hard as he could on the moving bed, slammed a cake in it, and finally put a laughing gas mask over it.

As soon as the laughing gas touched the Squidward beach toy, it flew around the room as fast as it could, while deflating, and screamed, “Spongebob! How many times do I have to tell you! Stay away from my clarinet!!!”

By this time Donkey Kong with a Bee realized what he had done, turned red, and ran home while crying. He thought to himself, “I blew it! I blew it! I blew it!”

The next morning, Candy Kong with a Yeah was walking down the street, and she noticed that The Surfing Shack had bright psychedelic colors flashing out of it. She peeked into the window, and saw Donkey Kong with a Bee jumping as hard as he could while flapping his arms violently to the fastest techno music she had ever heard in her life, and the room was flashing with psychedelic colors.

Candy Kong with a Yeah noticed that every minute, the music and colors would stop for three seconds, and then both would increase in speed each time. Donkey Kong with a Bee was yelling, “Don’t disturb me Santana! I’m taking a shower!!!”

Two years later

Candy Kong with a Yeah was lonely, and realized she was madly in love with Donkey Kong with a Bee. So she joined Donkey Kong with a Bee in the surfing shack with the bright flashing psychedelic colors and fast techno music. Then he proposed to her with an inflatable Squidward beach toy!

            They got married, and “lived happily ever after”.