okay i love rockos modern life..i think it is the greatest show that has ever been created...and it REALLY pisses me off that fucking nickelodeon took it off the air...i mean they play shit like rocket power...and butt ugly martians! and for christ sakes all that and kenan and kel are still on the air..but not rocko? like ren and stimpy i can get over...they play that on vh1 sometimes but rocko is NOWHERE and i want to kick the crap out of that STUPID bastard who thought taking rocko off was a good idea...well here are some quotes...most i remembered some i stole...and if i feel like it pictures....

"oh! oh! a sad, crying clown in an iron lung! i've ALWAYS wanted one!"

"you saw my wife in her bathrobe?...isn't it awful?"

"mr. maniac, mr. klepto maniac, please put back the white courtesy phone!"

"daddy, daddy, teacher says whenever a gas cap is found, an angel gets its wings."

"your teacher's full of SNOT."

"heff! you've got x's for eyes! what in the blazes does that mean!"

"we can't drink this water! fish are dating in it!"

"garbage day..is a very dangerous day."

"tamales make my bottom burble."

"i hope you're not letting the beaver eat off the good china. otherwise we'll have to smash it."

"marsupial with big hairy chest seeking female with same. will suck fillings out of teeth if you let me.."

"just as i thought. your dog is perfectly normal, but what we have here is a sick mop. i must keep it under observation!"

"it looks like a fruit cake!"

"you know..ever since i got laid off from the post office..i've been feeling a little...disgruntled."

"if this marriage is going to break up our friendship, i'd rather be deported!"

"i LIKE ramming ducks."

"i don't OWN any spandex!"

"you may now walk sans bag kangaroo-type person."

"i konw! let's start a club like that diuretics guy!"

"look out everyone! he's visually impaired!!"

"i thought i told you to keep your bird away from my monkey!"

"hey teddy! great meeting last week at your house! is your mother still hospitalized?"

"it can happen to anyone..sausage is very seductive."

"rocko! no! we can't go past the old foto hut! it's where the hopping hessian lost his leg!"

"good evening. tonight's selection is a tale of mayhem, shrubbery, and a wallaby who knew too much."

"i turned leeward in time to witness the full sail yardarm give way and came crashing down on my midshipman's hind quarters. he let out a scream that be heard at davy jones' locker. mickey dolens' locker too and peter tork's locker. all the monkees had lockers..."

"hey rock! do that goofy face you do when you're buying eggs!"
"ahh this is not problem, she's at the eiffel tower!"
"really?"
"sure! all cheesy love stories end there!"
"bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
"MY KITCHEN IS A BATHROOM! MY BALLROOM IS A BATHROOM....MY BASEMENT IS A BATHROOM...BLAZES EVEN MY BATHROOM!!! IS A BATHROOM!"
"good morning. stuff on a stick. stick your face in our stuff!"
"i'm sorry heffer. all i ever wanted was a butt like yours."
"no one will be seated during the neutering sequence."
"ow..turtle on his back..in the hot sun..oww..my retinas are melting.."
"yeah, it's a crack up."
"the END, get it, THE END!! HAHAHA!"
"behind me, the trial of the century is about to begin, and the whole world wants to know: what the heck is rocko? is he some kind of a poodle? a schnauzer? WHAT!?!!"
"a wallaby in a boat waving a fish..that's odd..but strangely appetizing!"
"Would all the one-armed weasels born under the right side of a watermelon please begin boarding."
"Don't step on the white tiles, h-h-h-o-o-o-t-t-t lava, PINEAPPLES!"
"Where are you Really Really Big Man?"
"Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby."
“can you get that….thanks a lot”
"I thought I straped you to the bed!"
"Your mother's a car seat in Illinois!"
"No....um...Those guys are idiots."
"I'll be in the Oddities of Gullotony section."
“ive always wanted to drive through a wall of tv’s with a stick of dynomite strapped to my head!”
"Just picture everybody . . . naked!"
"I died once"
“really?”
“I've been watching you sleep, you're weird."
"Okay, we recharged the battery, rotated your tires, gapped your plugs and torqued your curtain rods. Here's your complementary road map and air freshener."
"Ferb, if I may interrupt, who is flying the helicopter at this moment?."
"Go on... take a gift...I feel nothing." – fruitcake man!
"Heffer, get down, you're going to put an eye out!"
"It's....b-b-b-b-beautiful!" Guy that bought G.I. Jimbo
"I am the walking living."
"Me and my brothers in the market for a book called "Snow Bunny and The Seven Short Hares. You got a copy?"
"The bird is dead, isn't it?"
"Get your BUNS outta my eyes!"
"We arrived in the U.S.A. with the socks on our feets."
"Naaaaakeeeed!"
"I'm fat."
“turn the page….wash your hands"
okay im not very skilled in the HTML department, and i dont feel like brushing up on computer talk right now...so ill just leave this as it is..i have 10 quite funny/amusing pictures....but a mind thats to damn stupid to use the code to get them up...sorry blonde day today...ill try again tomorrow


LOOK! its tirdie..that would be the "i told you to keep YOUR bird away from MY monkey" thing...and "the bird is dead isnt it"



and.its crappy jack!!!! he leaves without them after rambling about the monkeys and then the squid guy who likes cheese rescues them:)



"bend the spoon with your thoughts" this is when spunky gets the fatheads cheesy chewable stuck in his ear and its the parashow with the tick and ringworm (i suck and cant remember their names its like...bloaty and squirmy but i think bloaty is just bloatys pizza from invader zim)



i LOVE this picture where they stick the hook through the worm them put a bandage on it and use the cheese ..and the squid guy comes i LOVE this episode



aww its so cute...it looks heffer ebcause he sat on the egg...haha



"hes got x's for eyes what in the blases dows that mean!" this is where heffer goes to "heck" and has his encounter with Peaches!



this is where heffer eats to many pasture puffies and they all reminise about high school..and heffer ate the potato and then filbert got mad at shoved everyhting down his throat...



PEACHES!!!!



thanks to matt z for giving me the correct image code


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