I'm so sick of crappy fortune cookies such as "Success comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
What is that supposed to mean anyway? Duuuuuh!

Below is a list of truly useful Pi-ese proverbs to guide you through your life. Practise them wisely.

he who has two shirts, shops at Matalan.

The man with the golden gun has a heavy pocket.

Success comes in small packages to good things.

A bird in the bush is probably called Mandy.

He who lives in a glass house gets watched while he pees.

If it looks that good it's probably not real.

If it tastes good, spit it out - it's bad for you.

Never trust he who is like the I-mac - they come in 5 colours.

If it's shiny, it's gotta be valuable, right?

ooooh.... fattening.

He who wears boxers is manly, she who wears boxers is plain wierd.

My Karma ran over my Dogma.

sonny, you oughta be out of London!

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