Before time, and I suppose before space, although I'm not really sure, cos i wasn't there myself, there was a man. His name was God I think... although it could've been Pete now you mention it. Anyway, God saw that the world was empty... so you know what he did? God created the one thing in life that could fill our days with light. God created RANDOM PIE. And now we give it to you!

HOLD ON!!

SKIP INTRO BY CLICKING HERE: Random Pie Home!!