If I was a rich man (I would hire a hitman!)

If I was a rich man, I would hire a hit man,
oh, to beat the shit out of you.
When you're beaten to a pulp, girl dont you sulk,
cos you started this fucking fight! AAAAH!

If I had some money, I'd come and get you honey,
mmm, you better lock up your doors!
And when you're begging on your knees, I'll just say hard cheese,
cos you started this fucking fight! AAAAH!

So go and suck some toast or marmite, whichever you prefer.
Or lick a cat... I bet you'd do that,
I bet you'd love it, you'd love it, you'd love it, fucking love it!!

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