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Your Mom
Your mom is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Your mom is so fat, She pays taxes in 3 different countries.
Your mom is so dumb, she fell out of a tree raking leaves.
Your mom is so fat, she has time zones.
Your mom is so fat, her blood type is ragu.
Your mom is so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
Your mom is so dirty, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her.
Your mom is so dirty, she has to sneak up on her bath water.
Your mom is so scary, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Your mom is so stupid, she waited at a stop sign untill it said go.
Your mom is so fat, she sat on a dime and 2 nickels popped out.
Your mom is so stupid, she wrote TGIF on her shoes. Toes go in first.
Your mom is so fat, the back of her neck look slike a package of hotdogs.
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