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To order please send a cheque in a stamped envelope with your order and address to:
O.E. SHOP
SPOTSMAINS FARM
KELSO
ROXBURHSHIRE
TD5 7RT
vegetables
- Custom oral entertainmet carrots - £1 for three
- Amazingly large potatoes - £1.50 each
- Brusied black sweetcorn - £1 for a bag
- Magenta brocolli - £1 for a lump
- The mystery vegetable bag - £4.50
band merchandise
- The Doctor Alex Mauchlen stethoscope - £5
- The Captain Andrew Morton hat - £5
- The Cheap and Easy Nina Maley dildo - £2
- The Fally-over-guy O.B.E. Australian Wine - £10
- The Lois Turnbull (meat eater extroirdinaire) sausages - £3 for 4
Miscellaneous
- A large shiny rock, a mouse ball, post-its and a waterpistol - £15
- A stapler, an empty jaguar beer can (as drunk out of by us!!!), a stick and a piece of paper with a lovely cross on it - £26.38
- An ORAL ENTERTAINMENT signature pack, a tub of our saliva, our finger nail clippings, and one of Nina's used tissues - £70
- A d.m.i mechanical engineers callander, a burst football, a snapped shoelace and an apple - £5
- An empty Coke bottle, a wellington boot, a collection of our finger prints on some lovely square paper and some dog hair - £2.74