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what the hell has our world come to, i have a web site!!!!!may the cd in my player- nirvana inutero 3 favorite songs- Trapt Headstrong Nirvana Blew Nirvana Scoff http://home.thezone.net/~sreid/nirvana/nirvana.gif :-P drunk 8-) frat boy O:-) o.j. simpson :-D didnt do it :-X was that...barbra streisand :-[ well, maybe i tried it just once >:o no i did not forget a tampon ;-) hey slugger :-( stop looking at me :-* monica lewinski :-! rough nite :'( shed a tear :-\ just tired :-$ 50 cent =-O snoop dog :-) snoopy cent one day :-), =-O, and :-$ went 2 :-* 's house. O:-) (who :-D), and 8-) were there and they were :-P. they had 2 excuses 4 being :-P, was, first the two of them had an argument, O:-) said that >:o, u did, i :-D, the second was... HOLY S#!+ :-X, TELL HER 2 :-(, ALL SHE SAID WAS ;-). o yeah well anyway :-$, =-O, and :-) all had :-!, 8-) kept drinking because O:-) told him 2, but, as always O:-) said i :-D, then a revelation, he said :-[. If u have anymore smiley stories, email them 2 me at smallerthanu_2@hotmail.com and i might put them up. THE DEVILS WON THE CUP, THE DEVILS WON THE CUP please talk 2 strangers, but only give them your screen name, address, email, phone number, and get in their car if they have candy. remember when in doubt, "god is good, god is great... god is straight." tell ur "friends" (we all know mike johnson has no friends, just parents) about my website! a scene from monty python. "The Peasent Scene With Dennis" ARTHUR- old woman PEASANT- man A- man sry, wat nite lives in that castle over there? PEASANT- im 37 A- wat? PEASANT- im 37 im not old A- well i cant just call u man PEASANT- u could cal me dennis a- i didnt know u were called dennis d- well u didnt bother 2 find out did u a- i did say sry bout the old woman thing but from behind u looked- d- well i object that u automatically treat me like an inferior a= well i am king d- o king ay, very nice, & howd u get that, by exploiting the workers, by hanging on 2 extreme imperialist dogma which perputates the economic and social difference in our society if theres ever going 2 be any progress Woman- Dennis theres some lovely filth down here, ohh, how do ya do A- How do you do goodlady I am Arthur kign of the britians, whos castle is that? w- king of the who a- the britains w- who are the britains a-we all r, we all r britains and i am ur king w- didnt no we had a king, i thought we were an autonomous collective d- u r fooling yerself woman, we live in a dictatorship a self perputating atocracy in which the working class w- o there u go bringing class into it again d- well thats wat its all about, if only people would hear our- a- pleez, i am in haste, who lives in that castle over there w- no one lives there a- then who is ur lord w- we dont have a lord a-wat d- i told u, were a narcocyndiclist commune we take it in turns 2 act as a sort executive officer of the week a- [sighs] yes d- but all the decisions of that officer have 2 b ratified in a special bi-weekly meeting a- yes i c d- by a civil majority for purely internal affairs but 2/3 in the case of all other a- b quiet i order u 2 b quiet w- order, who does he think he is a- i am ur king w- well i didnt vote 4 u a- u dont vote 4 king w- well howd u become king then a- the lady of the lake, the arm clad in the purest shimmering shaemite held alof excalibur from the bosom of the water signifing that by divine providence that i arthur was 2 carry excalibur that is y im ur king d- listen, strange women in ponds ddistributing swords is no basis for a system of government, supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masse, not some farsicle aquatic ceremony a- b quiet d- u cant expect 2 wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart hrew a sword @ u a- shut up d- if i went around, saying that i was an emperor cause some moistened bink launched a semitar at me theyd put me away a-shut up will u shut up d- ah, now we c the violence inheriting the system a- shut up d- come c the violence inheriting the system, help help, im being repressed a- bloody peasant d- o o, dead give away did u hear tht, ay, thats wat im on bout, did u c him repressing me u saw it didnt u?
