College Memories

Memories from our college experiences....yikes!
 ~*~ 2004-2005 ~*~

* making puppy chow
* lee hammering nails into her wall
* mary jo, emily & kim being pulled over by the cops
* football & rollerblading in the hallways
* planning to send the RA a stripper for her birthday
* glove water balloons
* breaking a water balloon on the ceiling and trying to explain it to the ra
* seeing how many rules we can break 
* halo
* kim hitting her head on the steps
* soccer at regis
* "mary has crabs!"
* walmart runs
* the bondo car
* super nintendo marathons
* wednesday night parties
* "i'm not drunk!" ~ tanner
* "you wanna know the last time i barfed? well, i couldn't tell ya!" ~ lee
* lee almost falling trying to get down off her bed
* the fifth floor quote ~ "it's rodeo time fuckers"
* california's farmer outfit
* bryan & kim's clover hunting 
* kim jumping during Behind Enemy Lines
* bryan trying to make aaron & tim do things for a picture
* "she's my child molestee" ~ tim
* bronchitis boy and his diseases
* bryan "curing" kim's wrist
* bryan beating people in halo so badly that they don't want to play with him
* "why do i like fishes? cause they're so delicious" ~ tim
* braaaaaaaaaains
* "come get some"
* opening the elevator in mcauley between floors to sign our names
* prank calling random people
* "my wang just got a paper cut" ~ tim
* tanner's whorehouse
* Without a Paddle
* papa john's
* talking to the pizza guy from outside the window because he wouldn't let us inside
* trying to go inside and getting yelled at
* they won't deliver to the parking lot
* taking pictures in a random parking lot while we wait for our pizza to be delivered to aaron's driveway
* the delivery person calling to say she was at the house and we weren't
* quik trip run at 2 in the morning
* being the only three white people there
* the jesus mobile
* "once we beat this game, we'll give you both head...that was false" ~ tim
* bryan's oreo fluff/rice krispie treat creation
* lunch conversations
* shannon's addiction to dropping things on her feet and spilling
* squirt gun fights
* "i fell out the window" ~ aaron
* trying to break into the empty room
* "i have a big mouth, so i give good head" ~ tim
* blue hair dye fights
* sliding down the hallway
* bryan stealing everything to get his sandals back
* interesting pool games
* meeting andy - he was so quiet then!
* denny trying to teach shannon how to play pool
* andy flinching at everything
* balancing pool cues 
* ice cream & oreo pie
* level 8-1 of mario kicking our butts
* andy duct taping towels to shannon's bed so she doesn't get a concussion
* throwing stars into the ceiling
* going to buy halo 2 at midnight ~ andy, denny, kim
* denny & bryan playing until 6:30 in the morning and beating the game
* kim falling asleep sometime around 5:45
* andy's hair chart
* rummy!
* railroad tracks
* 40 is the new speed limit on railroad tracks, unless we're in andy's car - then it's 15 
* andy & kurt's bathroom door 
* evil wendy
* "decorating" the table in the bryan's room
* shannon's pregnancy test & mary's douches from the dollar store
* the amazing rug in shannon & robyn's room
* playing cars on the rug
* the cardboard coloring house at walmart
* robyn & kim's toys from wendy's
* the headless elf (who is now legless too)
* concert at gabe's in iowa city
* robyn's short attention span when driving
* the band's whiskey girl
* "this song's dedicated to 17 year old pussy"!
* waiting at hardee's for tim's friend forever
* dan's car problems - reverse = reverse, drive = reverse...
* star wars toys
* the smoke detector from hell
* microwave pizzas from walmart
* late night basement parties
* poker for hours
* surfing on couch cushions
* kim wiping out
* mary & kim building a fort out of furniture
* sliding down the hallway on cushions
* the halloween tree
* shannon & kim being let into the tunnel by the creepy security guy at 12:30 at night
* anatomy lab at odd hours
* playing with the skeletons when our brains overloaded
* anatomy sucks big black hairy monkey balls!
* retarded = cognitave disability
* jewish wednesday
* ice skating
* mary telling the singers she was jewish and wanted to hear a jewish song
* trying to whip people, but having it backfire every time
* battle wounds from skating
* glowsticks!
* fitting everybody in robyn's car to drive around and find the jesus mobile
* the banana cabana
* fort asexual reproduction rocks
* whopper fights
* mary drawing a heart on the ceiling above stef's bed
* kurt duct taping pink post-its to his head
* dj andy
* what are we going to do for 3 weeks??
* burger king/walmart run at 2am the first night back ~ andy, kim, mary, tim
* playing with the happy meal toy in walmart
* marco polo
* giant balls from walmart
* nfl trivia
* "you're a whore" ~ bryan to kim
* bryan not being able to say kim is a whore anymore after bryan beat him in nfl trivia
* massive squirt gun fight lasting at least an hour ~ kim, bryan, mary
* breaking squirt guns
* bryan cheating on the truce
* hiding in other people's rooms 
* trying to wrestle squirt guns away from bryan
* somehow drawing blood during the fight
* bringing out the cup full of water 
* going outside when we're dripping wet and it's snowing
* bowling
* taking the bondo car...when tim hasn't ever driven it on ice or snow
* having to scrape off an inch of ice before we can leave the parking lot
* mary laying on the windshield to warm up the ice
* "we're going to die"
* testing the brakes on ice
* crazy bowling ideas
* kicking the ball down the lane
* bryan's skills
* tim throwing the ball in the lane next to us
* kim bending the sweeper thing
* bryan bowling from the very back edge
* mary falling 
* tim not wanting to bowl, but beating most of us
* sex pins & beer frames
* bryan being able to tell how many pins were knocked down without looking
* girl talk
* "the oves are working overtime" ~ tim
* denny's way of bowling ~ as much power as possible
* mary sliding partway down the lane after her ball
* cancer!
* tim's couple comment
* "save me, save me" ~ bryan about what the car is trying to tell us
* "if i had these i would just eat them all the time ~ bryan about tums
* world poker championship for xbox
* staying up til 4am just because we can
* andrew's pictures
* censoring the pictures before letting us see them
* "there's a dog between my legs" ~ andrew
* snow days!!
* sliding down icy sidewalks
* kurt falling 
* having to move cars multiple times  
* shannon, aaron & bryan getting tickets
* reading cosmo with the guys
* tim reading the "bathtub booty" article out loud in the sexy voice
* sledding and snowboarding down the hills ~ kurt, denny, andy, kim, mary, tim
* kim ripping holes in her jeans trying to snowboard
* rolling down the hill contests
* kim & robyn moving robyn's car and having to brush off 4 inches of snow first
* aaron locking his keys in his car for the second time
* watching movies all day
* andy throwing darts at tim's leg
* the darts getting stuck in tim's leg
* throwing balls, bottles, shoes, pretty much whatever could be thrown 
at bryan when he was drunk and trying to sleep
* kim falling in between the bars of the bed
* the cracked out movie on usa ~ School Ties
* kim punching andrew in the face
* doing bryan's hair
* shannon doing aaron's hair...hairspray is good!
* kim beating the bowling master bryan in every game except one
* making bets for pizza & backrubs
* trying to go to perkins & pizza hut and both being closed
* telling jokes at perkins
* almost sliding into a building
* sliding into a snowbank
* viewing rooms can double as makeout rooms
* "stop trying to penetrate my container" ~ kurt to andy
* the "spray your vagina with febreze so it doesn't smell like tuna" club
* our trip to walmart at 2:30 in the morning...in an ice storm
* mary falling down the hill...multiple times
* sliding down the entire sidewalk
* bubbly parties
* "i can't just whip it out like that" ~ andy
* making movies of kurt being drunk...watch the movie
* pictures in the bathtub
* tim & kurt in a bathtub together...
* shots of sparkling grape juice
* taking pictures to send to andy's mom 
* the transporter
* chinese william shatner
* the shatner slap
* "hand me a sausage...piece of pizza..." ~ andy
* "i'm a magical fairy" ~ kurt
* the hotdog/corndog fork
* weiner jenga
* pass the giant weiner around the table
* creating things at dinner
* duke nukem nipples
* penis & vagina sites on the internet...courtesy of tim
* oreo pie!!
* hour long conversations about retards...so horrible, but we can't help it
* "what, they aren't people!" ~ kurt, about the options people
* kurt laughing so hard he almost started crying
* "she didn't dance for me" ~ kurt, about the options person that always has headphones on
* "i get on whatever i can" ~ kurt
* "i ate his entire ass" ~ tim
  "twice" ~ andy, about the yard of hotdog and the pig it was made from
* andy & tim bouncing nerf balls off each other
* circle jerks
* hiding tim's phone...then having him chase mary & kim down
* the next patdown will cost you










 Last Modified: 2 Feb 2005 

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