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this is the joke of the day/month/year/how ever long it
takes me to change it... "Blonde got Game"
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a fun
game.
The blonde, who is tired, politely declines and rolls over
to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and
a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay
you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will
be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls
out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay, " the lawyer continues. "Your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references but he can't find an answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the
net and the Library of Congress, but he still has no answer.
Frustrated, he e-mails all his friends and coworkers, which
turns out to be to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more
sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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