Behold! King of secret telling, insulin fart dealing and pimp master dawgg G skills. He will beat you withing an inch of your life at concerts. Fear the almighty MR. TEXAS!!!Mr. Texas is originally from Wisconsin. His pass times include : milking rabid ovaries, eating cheese, and the occasionaly wallabie walloping. His favorite thing to say is "I'm so hard core, my cat scratched me and I didn't even cry!" Mr. Texas will beat the hell out of you if you want to listen to awesome music. Santa, Rub My Bunions! He hates police officers and enjoys his texan redneck lifestyle. Keep all sugary products away from Mr. Texas or he will die. He also has stinky nuts. Regardless of which, Mr. Texas is a pimp, and he will eat your face for dinner with burning pliers of death! DO NOT CROSS MR. TEXAS!!! *feed him peanuts and he's your best friend for life... how do you think I got him to be my sweet little pit farie?*
Mr. Texas can be reached via AOL instant messanger at Mr Texas AssKikr
Woo! Mrs. Texas wanted in here!.
