JACK KEENAN**Chicago**THE MASTERFUL ONE
NOTABLE FACTS/CELEBRITY QUOTES
- Jack has a PhD in Philosophy and Thermodynamics
- Jack has frequently given relevant advice to many notable screen actors and recording artists
- Jack devotes time and energy helping needy children
- Jack has been given 3 awards from government agencies for acts of bravery
- If Jack were to run for public office his stance would certainly be anti-crime
- Jack has been given the award for valor three years in a row at the Illinois Institute for Humanities.
- Jack is the most humble and charming man you could ever meet
- Jack is a gourmet chef having taught at leading culinary institutes.
- Frank Zappa- " The kid is great."
- Robert Deniro- " I have admired Jack for some time now."
- Carly Simon- "I wrote 'Nobody Does It Better' about him but because he is so damn humble, he rarely admits it."
- Marie Osmond- That bully beat up my brother Jimmy for no reason at all."
- Jack Keenan Comment- "Did I really need a reason?"
- Roger Daltrey- "It still amazes me that peoply stand and applaud when he merely enters a room."
- Kid Rock- "Jack who?"
- Sen. Ted Kennedy-He is the most gracious Irish Catholic I've met from Illinois.
- Peter Gabriel- Jack Keenan????...He has the touch.
- Dana Plato-I'm not sure I can live anymore after he gave me the cold shoulder.
- Cat Stevens- "I never met him."
- Neil Peart- I wish he would teach me some more about drumming technique."
- Nasstaja Kinski-"He is just so far above everyone mentally, ya' know."
- Debbie Boone-"You Light Up My Life" was about him.....but it sure isn't anymore, the jerk."
- Kristy McNicholl- "I dropped out of society after he tossed me away like a used gym sock."
Many have wanted to get close to this unique individual but have fallen short. He comes from a family whose wit and intelligence has at all times rendered them remarkable.......and Jack, in his earliest infancy, gave evidence of fully inheriting the family character.
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