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From: the notorious I.G.
Date: 03 Jun 2003
Time: 12:42:09
Remote Name: 68.211.225.94
Leftovers- After perusing your little website for several minutes, it's become clear that you cocky kids think you know how to rock...hard. And i must say that your first release, "Piss on Trees," is pretty heavy and shows lots of promise. But before you guys get all excited thinking you're going to make it big, it would be a great idea to provide evidence that you have some sort of (female) groupie following. I'm just pointing this out after hearing various rumors of the bands' odd sexual practices. You know what I'm talking about. After the jam sessions, when the hours get late, the alcohol gets flowing, there's fresh vegetables lying around, we all know what you guys are really up to. And these other rumors that the Leftovers are nothing more than a group of manwhores being pimped by the toughest man in the business, "Big" Dick Capitaine, are also very disturbing. So anyway, I highly recommend that this group provide photographic evidence of hot females on your website in order to dispel these terrible rumors that are holding you back from hitting the bigtime. Until then, keep rocking the fuck on like its nobody's business.