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ok so maybe its not really a part of hell but hey we can all play along right? thought so ok... now here you will find all sorts of kick ass stuff... dont believe me? just take a look around... really... come on just look. DAMN YOU LOOK NOW!... stop reading this paragraph and look at the rest of the site... Why are you still reading this i told you to stop! oh well... just have fun...

Fallen Pheonix at the mall

In the words of Connor White, "like, jason (hes the bassist, and he's also the stupid one) tripped a police officer and was like "oh sh*t! sorry man!""


"we got all our gear and started playing in the middle of the mall"

They continued to play, only until they were kicked out by the same cop that Jason had tripped earlier. Nice Guys... that really deserves a round of applause...


quotes from people that i actually know are in bold.

-everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge

-If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?

-The best gift you can give is a hug! One size fits all! And hey, nobody even minds if you return it!

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say"Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.

-Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

-The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth- Arachibutyrophobia (Alicia!!)

-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes.

-I dont remember anything I felt high... (Connor!!)

-it was so funny, there was this dry white stuff crusted on her face... (Travis!!)

-give me a vodka on the rocks....oh wait...hold the vodka i'm a designated driver...umm soo....give me glass of ice and that'd be nice!!

-We here in Flying Asspirates Inc. have a very special show for you tonight... (Connor introducing 'Fallen Pheonix' at a bar in san fran)