Now that I've explained who we are, I should go ahead and say a little
more about what we do. Do we sell any products or services? Maybe
we have some industry-specific information to convey.
Welcome to Julien*Rocks Industries
What do we make?
Well, a lot of people, (actually it's two) were wondering what does
Julien*Rocks Industries actually make? The answer to this is shit all.
If you like Julien (that should be all of you) then you might be
interested to know that none of the statements below are true:
- Our products are great for the environment
- We've been in business for over 10 years
- You can call our toll-free number
Hello my name is Julien
I would probably use this space to tell about how good we are and
how our products can help you live a happier and fuller life, but since
i do not bother to make any actual products you will probably have a
crappier and if fuller it would be full of GARBAGE.
