Due to Lana's current grade point average, she saw it nessicary to write a Last Will and Testament (cause her parents are gonna kill her). She then asked me to revise it. I revised it as I saw fit. The original will is in yellow, while any corrections are in red .
NOTE: Lana okayed all revisions. If anyone has any complaints, please don't hesitate to leave them in my guest book!
I, Lana Purnell, being of sound mind and body (but not too much since I let Diana revise this) here by leave this last Will and Testament so that there will be no confusion when it comes to distributing my stuff and my male aquaintances.
First: the distribution of guys.
I leave all my male aquaintances to Diana (so that she could teach them how to properly act around girls). However, so as not to cause any confusion, the following is the list of all boys included on in this category, some with explainations about my relationship with them, or my reason to leaving them to Diana.
Joe Rogan
Joe June
Mike Z
Bran_Eating_Zombie (don't ask)
Etien--the french kid....
Mark (whose rippling hand muscles Lana watched--drooling, of course--as he drew...umm...anime stuff?...heh heh)
Kyle Miller--the kid that was always trying to get me [Lana] to play Tribes
Ross Munson--Who was "totally last year"
Will Mowson
Boomer Burling--he's just Boomer...'nuff said...
Brian Hotchkiss--Lana's Lacky that never did anything
Grant--'Cause he's just like that....(lol)
Owen Hunter--"The Boy Next Door"
Matrix_Cloud--He's so cute!(ha ha! He's mine! ALL MINE!!! MWAAA-HA-HA!)
Seth--so 7th grade!
Trotter--so 8th grade!
Ken Coranado--he's just...uhhh...no!(have no clue who he is, but I'll do my best to teach him some manners)
Petak, Micah Beck, and Matt Dietert ::swoon::--because Diana likes them, but they're short on courteous actions, so Diana gets them too, cause she's revising this will!
Second matter to pay attention to: the distribution of Lana Purnell's posessions:
The following is a list of all of my [Lana] posessions, followed by the (original) recipient which is then followed by the revised and final recipient:
PlayStation--Boomer now Diana
PlayStation games--Corey Diana
Final Fantasy games--Diana shall stay Diana
Anime Collection--Mark but he doesn't deserve it, so Diana gets it...
Manga Collection--Sadie but she's annoying, so they go to Diana...
Life Savings (all 60 dollars of it!)--Kira however, since she's the one with a TV in her room and her own phone, Diana needs it more than her (j/k).
Retainer--Will (and he can keep it!)
Sketch Books--too be distributed among everyone but by "everyone" she means "Diana"
Smelly, Sweaty, Gym Clothes--Jessie no revision nessicary
Art Supplies--Mike Z but Diana doesn't know him, so Diana gets the pens and ink and other art-sy stuff
Computer--Kyle Diana
Pirated Software--back to Dustin but first to Diana so she can share the wealth
Drawingboard--Diana
Percussion Stuff--to be given Mr. Phelps even though his class is the reason she's gonna be killed so that it will be distributed evenly among the percussion section.
Beanie Babies--Boomer Diana
Locker Contents--FREE FOR ALL!! FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!!!
CD Player and cds--Will stays Will just cause he hates Japanese music.
Tennis racket--Ashley even though Diana needs it more, but Ashley wanted it so bad, that she can have it.
Burden--for all except Diana
In conclusion, I, Lana Purnell, being of sound mind and body, leave all my stuff evenly distributed evenly amongst my friends (a.k.a. mainly Diana)
Have a nice life!!!!
-Lana Purnell
