Eat at The George Bush Cafe

Eat at the Newest George bush cafe opened on the OuterBanks of North Carolina. We'll be celebrating the victory and there will be plenty drinks and food, including sweetpotato pie and pickled eggs, with a $5 anti-PETA donation. Also their will be a guest appearance by "Larry the Cable Guy"

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All welcome, except for : hippies, tree huggers, pansies, and Kerry supporters. So come'on by and have some traditional southern favorites and down home entertainment for just $5

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Now for a word from our sponsor.

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I win! I win! I knew yall liked me! I win and kerry's a loser. I knew I could do it. I always knew America could never vote for kerry because he's a baby killer. I will always beat the hippies, and PETA. YES!!

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P.S.- Hey Zach, I told you so, I told you that rednecks and nuclear weapons can always take down kerry, cause' he a hippie tree hugger.

Why Bush won the election

• you don't mess with texas
• he has a whole lot of fire power
• his cafe rules

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