Nik

It's me! Strangly enough i've been to all the shit detailed on these pages.Ummm...i'm really crap writing about myself, you should have seen the personal statment they made me write for uni application.Strongbow is the king of all drinks, but failing that vodka will do just fine. Some particuarly unimaginative people call me 'hippy' becaue i have long hair...oh the imagination that shows. I can create 3rd rate internet sites and get annoyed when all the greenday standing tickets sell out before i can buy any, i get annoyed because this means i'll be sitting at a gig for the first time ever,i'm blaming touts.And below are a bunch of people lucky enough to know me.

Simon

He is one scummy motherfucker, as he'll be the first to admit.Went to both readings and Distortion, usualy one of the last people left up with me at reading which means he sometimes has to help me back to my tent, or put me in his tent and give me shingles, cheers! Known this cunt since i was in middle school, at the moment he's being one lazy bastard and working part time at Morrisons and sitting on his arse. Probably at Kirks, Johnos or Emmas. Can dance really stupidly and can heroically mummble on about even less coherant things than most people when drunk.The most important things to him are X-boxes, Crowdsurfing, Cider and Emma, all tied at 1st place. We all used to hang around at Simons dads house back in the day, before the council repossesed it that is.Was a memorable place, especially the night where the dogs covered the house in flower, the ceiling buckled becasue of a broken toilet and the electricty failed becasue the card ran out...good times. Anyway how we simply trash his mums house but less regularly, knows that the secret to throwing a good paty is to do anbsolutly no planning at all.

Kyle

A complete and total smart arse, no doubt about that. Has been to the 2004 reading and the 2003 Donington (to which there are no pictures.)Somebody i've known far too long, since the very begining of lower school. Thinks he can play guitar and should learn that it would be OK to get less than an A in one of his A levels...grrrr. Probably the only one of us who will actaully get aywhere in life by his brains, the rest of us are relying on luck! Hopfully he'll make enough money to support the rest of us...well we are entertaining! Has some very interesting insights into the meaning of it all and speed camera, both of which have been discussed at great lengh while drunk, or not enough drunk.

Kirk

Has been to both readings and Germany. Likes to go on 5 hour walks blessing people with a skull staff, requires a nice quanitity of cider to get ready. Somebody i've known since middle school, i'm surprised i'm still alive to tell the truth. The hardest thing he ever has to do is to get up in the morning, which is a pity cause he has to do it every other day. Is currently pretending he's not doing A levels and picking up litter round the school for an annoyingly high wage. Has a tendancy to speak Scotish German when drunk, he's only done it once, but its still fun to bring up, at every opportunity.

Gwain

A raving bastard who went to Germany, we've not been able to convince him to come to reading though! I've known this cuntry music fan for about 4 years now and he's still in 6th form getting really angry about personal statments. Works at the legendry Wilkinsons and also has a job down a pub. Is woryingly obsessed with dancing and it don't take much to make him sing pretty much any song loudly, especially if we're in the school common room - A team or wildthing's a certainty. Really likes to sleep in sinks, walks to town and back, often without even buying anything...can chop wood well and ain't a great fan of swimming.

Mark

Better known as mr see, he's been to both readings and to Donington 2003(to which there are still no pictures)Also trying to pass his history and other A levels whilst working down at the corner shop at the end of his street, he's got such a long journey down to work. Thinks he can play bass, he can dance cooly while holding a bass but play it? Did used to have cool partys untill one night the window got smashed and the kitchen carpet got burnt. Always up for doing things a little stupid...perhaps involving army helmets and wood that really needs to be broken.Likes Maiden as much as i do, what more is there to say?

Ben

Hasn't been to any festivals but did invite us all over to stay with him for a week in Germany so we'll forgive him that. Came to our school for a year as part of some exchange program thing, was living with a lovly host family that he got along with wonderfully for a while but by the end he was getting along with them so well that he had to move in with Gwain otherwise he'd have died of happiness. A little bit random. A little bit. Just a little. Ok a lot. Is back in Germnay now, enjoying Latin and driving theory lessons. Amoungst the things that he is responsioble for is the never ending games of frizbe played at the tail end of his stay and the searching of strangers houses for lost frizbes. We don't seem to be playing much frizbe now, partly casue its winter and party cause we're all to alzy to go buy one. Once set his hand on fire cause he thought it would be funny, apparently it was. Also likly to piss out of windows if he can't be arsed to walk to the toilet. Has the frankly amazing ability to put up, and clean up, with us living in his back garden for a week. Knows where their are holes in fences. And that some cctv cameras don't work. Is a good student in learning the more colourful aspects of the english langauge, as beautiful taught by us. Can build campfires that put us to shame and comes up with ingenious soloutions to porblems, such as keeping drink bottles cool by leaving them in a bath tub full of cold water in his garden. Is german by the way, incase you're a bit dence and didn't guesse.

Aeren

Went to Distortion and sweated almost as much as Simon. Is still in 6th form doing some shit, got fired from his last job for some reason or another. First met this guy half way through middle school. Is in a most defintaly not sexual long term relationship with Johnny, they're just close friends, very close friends. He lives a stupidly long way away but likes the school so much he makes the half hour car journey twice daily. Owns a bass and unfortunatly often plays it. He does it better than some people i could mention though...dragged me along to see the wildhearts down the roadmender once when i realy didn't want to, good thing he did as the wildhearts were amazing, as were their support band, a bunch of unknowns called the darkness.

Chris

Went to Reading 2004 with us. Is doing better than anybody with his A levels and was fanatical about his litter picking job untill healt problems forced him to leave it.

Claire

Also went to reading 2004 with us.