Written by Jason:

jeremy is 6 years old.....mentally (on a good day) and he has the body of an anorexic 5th grader. they've looked everywhere for it, but he has it hidden in a box under the porch and calls it his 'special friend'. rotflmao

jeremy has 2 ears, 2 eyeballs, some of his teeth, a nasty mouth, and a bad attitude.

jeremy lives in the great state of floreeedah in a shed out back of the house. he was last years 3rd runner up in the swamp cabbage beauty contest until someone figured out he wuznt a gurl. hes reeeeeeeeeeeally purdy.

jeremy's hobbies are pickin his nose and collectin hubcaps that he finds beside the chughol down at the paved road. He also likes dirt bikes and dirtier jokes. hes just a regular teen age dirt bag. he chews mail pounch tabackee and cusses like a sailor on crack. he has a summer job poachin gators and come fall, he'll whack off sugar cane. actually he whacks off all year round cuz they aint no human people anywhere near wher he lives. lmao

jeremy is in a relationship with his tractor but its just sexual so he's single and lookin.

his list of preferences for the perfect boyfriend are:

1.breathin
2.breathin
3.breahin

rotflmfao

his long term goal is to one day see a real pair of shoes in person and to git a store bought haircut.

at school jeremy likes eating playdough, coloring outside the lines, and recess. his favorite food is gummy worms and peanut butter capin crunch (together) an his favorite drink is lil hugs, the green ones.

if you wood like to call jeremy, his phone # is wrote on truck stop bathrooms all over the south, "for a so-so time call 1-800-jer-amee"