# A B
1_left - 20k - male with echo "Only one left."
10kisses - 35k - 10 kisses
10secs - 34k - 'The Ref', Kevin Spacey "Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds?"
12gauge - 27k - a gunshot
13gh - 35k - male "You can take my word for it. There are ghosts in this house."
14inches - 28k - Christian Slater "My penis is 14 inches long."
15things - 27k - Commander Ivanova from Babylon 5 "Excuse me, but I'm in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying."
1-800 - 31k - female "I suggest you dial 1-800-Get-Your-Own-Man."
1800bite - 18k - male "call 1-800-BITE ME."
1friend - 33k - male "Hey, check it out, man. Here comes one of your friends."
1morewrd - 25k - Brain? (with echo) "One more word out of you and you go, is that clear?"
1ofdays - 28k - male "Just one of those days I guess."
1sickpup - 33k - female "You are one sick puppy. Gotta love it."
20questn - 20k - male "What is this? 20 questions??"
2beers - 27k - from 'Horsefeathers', Groucho "Two beers, bartender." Chico "I'll take two beers, too."
2bfamous - 22k - from South Park, Cartman "I'm going to be totally famous."
2deserve - 33k - from Beverly Hillbillies, Granny "What have I done to deserve this?"
2dollars - 30k - from Better off Dead, kid "I want my two dollars!"
2ethical - 25k - Johnny Bravo "Now ain't that like, being too ethical?"
2getoff - 14k - from South Park "But I have to get off!"
2helwith - 18k - female? "To hell with both of you."
2hitbang - 33k - cartoon noises
2hours - 35k - Star Trek computer "Requested function will require two hours to complete."
2muchtea - 26k - from Toystory, Woody "I think you had enough tea for today."
2myface - 34k - male "Hey man, you know I'm right here. You can say that shit to my face."
2ping - 27k - from Monty Python, John Cleese "and uh get the machine that goes 'T-ping!'"
2upsetu - 24k - male "Whatever I said to upset you I'm really sorry."
30cal - 25k - gunfire
30yr-old - 26k - Tom Hanks from Big "I'm gonna be 30 years old for the rest of my life."
3chimes - 8k - ting-ting-ting
3s-nyuk - 16k - 3 Stooges "Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk."
3steps - 27k - male "You would need three promotions to get to be an asshol.e"
3stooges - 28k - Agent Mulder "Really not in the mood for the 3 stooges."
44mag - 22k - rapid gunfire
515broom - 25k - Fred Flintstone "On the 5:15 broom."
5min - 35k - Jim Carrey "If I'm not back in 5 minutes... just wait longer."
6minspan - 33k - Daffy Duck "Us oldtimers only have a 6 minute attention span."
6packsex - 31k - Peg Bundy "So I guess were about a 6 pack short of sex, huh?"
7-words - 29k - George Carlin. the seven words you aren't allowed to say in chat?
8dogbrk - 7k - No it's not 8 dogs barking. It's 1 dog barking, and it sounds alot like Lassie.
9oclock - 25k - Angelica from Rugrats "Sometimes I stay up til 9 o'clock."
A back to the top
abadgirl - 12k - female "I'm a bad girl."
abby - 35k - from 'Young Frankenstein', Gene Wilder "Abby who?" Marty Feldman "Abby Normal."
aboutdie - 24k - male "What's it like knowing you're about to die?"
aboutime - 13k - silly male "It's about time."
abutalk - 18k - from Aladdin, Abu 'talking'
abuwhine - 17k - from Aladdin, Abu 'whining'
accepted - 21k - Darth Vader "Apology accepted."
accused - 30k - Jack Nicholson "Well I've been accused of a lot of things before, but never that."
acelaugh - 25k - Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura
achtung - 29k - from Hogan's Heroes, Sgt. Schultz "ACHTUNG!" Carter "And a good morning to you too, Schultz."
ack - 19k - silly "Ack!"
acrap - 33k - MST3K "I give not a crap for thee."
action - 12k - from Toy Story "We must take action."
adios - 35k - male "Adios muchachos!"
adjournd - 17k - from Judge Dredd "Court's adjourned."
admirer - 31k - Tweety "Well, what do you know. I got a an admirer."
affair - 27k - sound clip from Current Affair
afk - 16k - Wakko Warner "Potty Emergency!"
a-genius - 11k - Rockhound from Armageddon "Because I'm a genius."
agesexck - 28k - male "Sorry pal. Those checks bounce in here."
ag-ugly - 25k - From American Graffiti, Paul LeMat "Why is it every girl that comes around here is ugly?"
a-gun - 20k - Bruce Willis from Armageddon "What are you doing with a gun in space?"
aheadwrp - 12k - Star Trek, Kirk "Ahead warp factor 2."
ahem - 8k - male "Ahem."
ahem1 - 10k - "ahem."
ahh - 15k - Beavis "Ahh! He's trying to touch my weiner."
ahhhhh - 19k - Sam Kinison trademark scream "ahhhh!"
ahoo - 16k - Daffy Duck "Ahoohoohoo!"
ahuman - 12k - from The Honeymooners, Alice "A human being."
ahwomen - 29k - from Mars Attacks! "Ahh, women!"
aint_bag - 23k - Austin Powers "This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby."
ainteasy - 25k - the Beatles "Christ, you know it ain't easy."
airbags - 18k - from MST3K "Looks like this movie is equipped with airbags."
airsick - 30k - from Independence Day, Judd Hirsch "It's Air Force One for crying out loud. Still he gets sick."
ajerk - 13k - Johnny Bravo "What a jerk."
aladdin2 - 10k - from Aladdin, Genie "Aladdin."
aletter - 34k - Bugs Bunny "What's this? A letter? For me?"
alibi - 22k - male "Well that has alibi written all over it."
alien1 - 31k - from Aliens movie, alien breathing
alienlif - 27k - computer "Alien life form on board."
a-little - 24k - male "Do you think that's a little strange?"
alive - 29k - from 'Bride of Frankenstein', Colin Clive "She's alive... Alive!"
alldead - 27k - female with echo "Everyone is dead."
alliwant - 32k - Alvin the Chipmunk "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."
allnaked - 35k - male "He was all naked and rarin' to go."
allwrong - 29k - Foghorn Leghorn "Nonono, you're doing it all wrong."
alone - 18k - male "Spends alot of time alone."
alot - 19k - male "Well, 'a lot' is my favorite number."
alrighty - 21k - Ace Ventura "Alrighty then."
amibad - 21k - from Homeward Bound, Sally Field as Sassy the cat "Am I bad? ooh yes."
amongst - 14k - Mike Meyers as Linda Richman from Saturday Night Live, "Talk amongst yourselves."
ancestrs - 30k - from Family Guy, Peter "Your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores."
and-now - 24k - John Cleese from Monty Python "And now for something completely different."
angels - 30k - from a Star Trek movie, McCoy "Angels and ministers of grace defend us."
anifun - 14k - Yakko Warner "Are we having fun yet?"
annoy - 21k - Bugs Bunny "This man's annoying me."
annoying - 22k - Jerry Seinfeld "Ah, this is really annoying."
anoise - 27k - my bro-in-law made this one! "Hey, you in the attic. Keep the noise down up there."
answer - 31k - male "Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin question."
anybettr - 26k - male "Yep, it doesn't get any better than this."
anybody - 16k - Home Improvement, Tim "Anybody can do it." Al "And you should know."
anyday - 12k - Johnny Bravo "Any day now, mama."
anydrink - 10k - male "Drinks anyone?"
anyidea - 26k - male "Do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?"
anytea - 15k - from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy', Arthur Dent "Is there any tea on this spaceship?"
anythis - 18k - Foghorn Leghorn "Any of this getting thru to you, son?"
anywomen - 17k - male "Are there any women here today?"
aol_life - 35k - female "You again, don't you have a life?"
aolbroke - 35k - male "I'm sorry, the function you requested is not currently available."
apoint - 28k - old guys on The Muppet Show "He's got a point there." "Yeah, on his head!"
apology - 28k - silly male "I don't know what could have come over me, sir."
apology3 - 26k - male "Oh, why don't you suck your apology out of my dick."
applause - 16k - a small applause
a-problm - 15k - male "Houston, you have a problem."
areunuts - 10k - Daffy Duck "Are you nuts?"
argument - 18k - Monty Python's Michael Palin "Is this the right room for the argument?"
arived4 - 22k - male "What.. Have we arrived? Oh good. Where?"
arrarr - 12k - Tim Allen's grunt
arrow - 13k - sound of an arrow hitting a target
artist - 27k - from History of the World Part 1, Bea Arthur "Oh, a bullshit artist."
ashamed - 28k - from Wizard of Oz, Dorothy "You oughta be ashamed of yourself!"
asif - 15k - from 'Clueless', Alicia Silverstone "Uh! As if!"
asknice - 22k - Jack Nicholson "You have to ask me nicely."
asnert - 28k - silly "Oh no, a snert!" Snotty-Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
aspirin - 13k - silly male "Where's my aspirin?"
ass4real - 22k - male "You really are a fucking asshole."
assholes - 33k - Jim Carrey "Warning, assholes are closer than they appear."
asshurts - 18k - Billy Crystal "My ass hurts just watching this."
assim - 14k - from Star Trek, Worf "Assimilate this."
assist - 16k - silly male "Do you need assistance?"
asskckd - 35k - female "Somebody ought to get their ass kicked for this mess, that's for sure."
asskickn - 24k - male "I do the asskicking around here!"
assmunch - 11k - Butthead "Assmunch"
atagain - 17k - from Toy Story, Rex "He's at it again!"
atfirst - 33k - from MST3K "Seemed like a nice guy." trio "At first!"
at-once 26k - male "I advise you to leave this room at once."
att - 18k - female "You're not dealing with AT&T."
attcfall - 34k - falling out of the attic
attentn - 16k - male "Your attention please."
attentnf - 15k - female "Prodigy needs your attention."
attic3 - 28k - John Lithgow from 3rd Rock "Come out, come out"
attitude - 31k - Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Foreman on That 70's Show "Yes you're right, I need to work on my attitude. Bye then!"
atyoukid - 16k - Bogey "Here's looking at you, kid."
augah - 19k - old fashioned car horn
aussie - 11k - from beer commercial "Australian."
autoshut - 31k - Star Trek computer "Auto shutdown sequence in progress."
awakened - 31k - scary male "I have awakened."
awman - 13k - male "Aw man."
awrongb - 19k - silly male "Uh, wrong button."
awww - 21k - crowd "Awwwwwwww."
B back to the top
baa - 7k - And the sheep says...
baboon - 33k - from Lion King, Rafiki "It means you're a baboon, and I'm not."
baby - 26k - sexy male "Ooh baby, the things I'd do to you."
back - 21k - male "I'm back. Thank you for your patience."
backoff - 14k - Sounds like an angry black female. "Back off Jack."
badayhug - 21k - female "I'm having a bad day. Can I have a hug?"
badgirl - 25k - remix, female "I'm a bad girl." (whip) "Ooh."
badhair - 26k - female "You're obviously having a bad hair day."
badword - 30k - child "Ahh! You said a bad word!"
bagopuke - 28k - from Throw Momma from the Train, momma "That miserable little bag of puke."
balls - 17k - Jim Carrey whispering "Your balls are showing."
bamboom - 28k - from the song
banned - 8k - male "You're banned."
barnum - 26k - Agent Scully "Do you recall what Barnum said about suckers?"
barryman - 28k - Judd Hirch "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
bashful - 18k - Daffy Duck "Come on now, don't be bashful."
bathroom - 25k - male "Yo... where's the bathroom around here?"
battlecry - 14k - male "For God and country!"
bbcanhug - 24k - Butthead "Uhh can I have a hug?"
bbdammit - 14k - Beavis "Dammit, Dammit, Son of a bitch."
bbgday - 26k - Butthead "This is the greatest day of our lives."
bblaugh - 33k - Beavis and Butthead laughing
bbsluts - 26k - Beavis and Butthead "I didn't know this town had so many sluts."
bc - 33k - scary male "You're an inspiration for birth control."
bcnu1 - 8k - male "Be seeing you."
beajerk - 22k - from Ghostbusters, Bill Murray "My friend, don't be a jerk."
bealaff - 15k - Beavis laffing
beam - 12k - Kirk "Scotty, beam me up."
beamup - 18k - from Armageddon, Rockhound "Beam me up, Scotty."
bear - 30k - a bear noise
beatings - 34k - the whipping of Sam Kinison
beatme - 31k - male "Beat me, kick me, I am yours."
beatya - 21k - female "Beat ya!" and a silly noise
bebad - 20k - Stewie from 'Family Guy' "Time to be bad."
beblunt 27k - from 'Payback', James Coburn "If I may be so blunt... who gives a shit."
bedroom - 32k - Sigourney Weaver from Ghostbusters "That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."
beef - 12k - Clara from old Wendy's commercial "Where's the beef!"
beepbeep - 9k - the roadrunner
beerswty - 16k - male (Jonathan Winters?) "How about a beer, sweety?"
begging 20k - male "Please stop begging, it's pathetic."
begging4 - 31k - Marvin the Martian "Begging for mercy makes me angry."
begins - 28k - Scary male "And so it begins."
behappy - 34k - from the song "Don't worry, be happy."
behave - 19k - Austin Powers "Oh, behave."
behavior - 31k - male "Your behavior is completely inappropriate."
beinbad - 27k - from Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson "Being bad feels pretty good. Huh."
bellyake - 22k - Angelica from Rugrats "Ah, quit bellyachin'."
benthere - 9k - female "Been there, done it."
beparty - 35k - male "I told you I can't be a party to that. Now what do you want from me?"
beright - 17k - Jim Carrey "Man, I'm tired of being right!"
besick - 22k - Bullwinkle "I think I shall now be sick."
bestfrnd - 24k - child "You're my very best friend."
bestwrst - 29k - Jim Carrey in Cableguy "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy."
betaught - 23k - Genie from Aladdin "That's right, he can be taught!"
better - 27k - Beatles song "It's getting better all the time."
bichslap - 15k - female, with attitude (what else is new) "have you ever been bitch-slapped?"
bigbelch - 11k - a big belch
bigboned - 18k - from South Park "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."
bigbrain - 27k - male "Well, you got a big ol' brain on ya."
bigdog - 30k - kids singing "My dog's bigger than your dog."
bigdogs - 32k - female "If you want to run with the big dogs stop pooping like a puppy."
bigfanny - 24k - Wakko Warner "Look! It's a big fat fanny!"
bighug - 18k - female "Big hug."
biglaff - 15k - a silly laugh
biglizrd - 12k - from Toy Story, Mr. Potato Head "Ya big lizard."
bigmouth - 32k - from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, female gargoyle "No, you're the fat stupid one with the big mouth."
bigrboat - 14k - from Jaws, Roy Scheider "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
bigtits - 16k - female "Wanna see my big tits?"
bigtwink - 13k - from Ghostbuster, Winston "That's a big twinkie."
bimbo - 13k - male "Who is this bimbo?"
binks - 18k - Jar Jar Binks "Isa people gonna die?"
biscully - 14k - Mulder "You get a biscuit, Scully."
bitchass - 23k - black woman "Bitch, I'll fuck your ass up."
bitchdie - 12k - male "The bitch must die."
bitching - 18k - from South Park "And stop your bitching!"
biteme - 6k - female "Bite m."
biteuslf - 19k - male "Bite your own self. I'm busy."
bitnice - 27k - Marvin the Martian "That wasn't a bit nice."
bizness - 30k - Bogey "Suppose you run your business and let me run mine?"
blackcat - 27k - a panther
blame - 26k - from Star Trek, Q "There you go again. Always blaming me for everything."
blast - 10k - from Toy Story, Buzz "Blast."
bleck - 10k - cartoon "Bleeck."
bleeds - 26k - Arnold from Predator "If it bleeds we can kill it."
blessnet - 14k - male "God bless the internet."
blind - 9k - male "I'm blind!"
blindrfr - 22k - sounds like the geek from the breakfast club "I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."
block - 24k - male "Any more impudence and it'll be your head on the block."
blockson - 10k - from Toy Story, Mr. Potato Head "Son of a building block."
blokhead - 16k - Lucy from Peanuts "You blockhead."
bloodwin - 20k - Worf from Star Trek "Bartender, bloodwine!"
blow - 20k - John Cleese from Monty Python and the Holy Grail "I blow my nose at you!"
blow2 - 8k - male "Blow me."
blowkiss - 15k - a kiss blown to you. Catch it!!
blowme - 15k - female "Oh, blow me."
blowme2 - 26k - male "Blow me. Just fucking blow me."
blowme3 - 8k - male "Blow me!"
blownose - 6k - from Lion King
blowup - 14k - male "I love blowing things up."
bltsandr - 18k - Home Improvement, Tim "Bet he knows nothing about belt sanders."
blubro4 - 17k - Blues Brothers "We're on a mission from God."
blunt - 27k - male "If I may be so blunt, who gives a shit."
blushf - 26k - female "Teeheehee. Stop, don't make me blush."
blushing - 30k - Pepe the skunk "Oh how sweet, you are blushing."
boffman - 34k - male "What are you looking at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac."
bogus - 17k - Bill & Ted "Bogus."
boing - 9k - a boing noise
boing2 - 34k - and more boing noises
boink - 9k - cartoon boink
bomb - 28k - sound of a bomb falling then exploding
bon2pick - 22k - male "I got a bone to pick with you."
bonanza - 17k - male "Bonanza was never like this."
bonehead - 17k - Joe Pesci "What a fucking bonehead."
bonnet - 28k - Foghorn Leghorn "Any of this getting thru that little ol' blue bonnet of yours?"
bonsai - 16k - "BANZAII!!!"
boo - 8k - "Boo!"
booboo - 17k - child "You made a boo-boo."
booo - 17k - crowd booing
bootme2 - 27k - female "How dare they boot me off of Prodigy."
boreme - 11k - female "Don't bore me."
borrow - 21k - from Sixteen Candles, "Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
botherme - 17k - Foghorn Leghorn "Go away boy, you bother me."
botlebrk - 8k - breaking bottle
bottle - 9k - bottle breaking
bow - 20k - from Aladdin, Jasmine "We will never bow to you."
bowdown - 13k - scary male "Bow down before me."
bowling - 19k - male "Have you considered bowling?"
bowlmice - 35k - male "Son, you're dumber than a bowl of mice."
boxhair - 25k - female "You guys are dumber than a box of hair."
boysbest - 22k - Norman Bates "Well, a boy's best friend is his mother."
brain - 22k - Dorothy "What would you do with a brain if you had one?"
brainass - 16k - male "Where're your brains? In your ass?"
braingon - 14k - Dr. McCoy "His brain is gone."
brains - 32k - Timon "Who's the brains in this outfit?... My point exactly."
brains2 - 17k - 3 Stooges, Shemp "I'd knock your brains out if you had any."
brb - 17k - female "Hold on a second, I'll be right back."
brb3 - 27k - male "Hey hang on you guys, I'll be right back."
brbggp - 20k - female "I'll be right back. I gotta go potty."
brick - 26k - male "The man's a brick short."
brnhurt - 14k - Brain "I shall have to hurt you."
bs - 18k - male "You make this bullshit up as you go along?"
bsteel - 15k - from infomercial, female "I love Buns of Steel."
btdt - 21k - Fran, the Nanny "Been there, done that."
budlight - 18k - from commercial, male "Bud light I said!"
budoff - 18k - Aol female "Buddy offline."
budon - 18k - Aol female "Buddy online."
budprob - 16k - from Fast Times, Spicolli "Hey bud, what's your problem?"
buenos - 15k - male "Buenos dias, shitheads."
bugeyes - 30k - Peter "Don't stare at me. You got those bug eyes."
bugger - 7k - male "Bugger."
bugs - 26k - Bugs Bunny "Hey Doc, how come you're so cantankerous today?"
bugs1 - 12k - Bugs Bunny "What's up doc."
bugs2 - 13k - Bugs "Hit the road."
bugswar - 32k - Bugs Bunny "Of course you realize this means war."
bugupass - 26k - Austin Powers "I'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die."
bullwink - 15k - Bullwinkle Moose "hello out there in t.v. land."
bummer - 3k - male "Bummer."
bumtooth - 35k - Foghorn Leghorn "Nice boy, but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth."
burnsome - 25k - Beavis and Butthead "Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something."
burp - 14k - a burp
burp2 - 9k - burp
busleave - 19k - Bill Murray in Groundhog's Day "Moron, your bus is leaving."
bustface - 31k - male "Just as soon look at you as bust your face."
busy - 25k - male "I'm kinda... I'm... I... ah, kinda busy here."
butt - 19k - male "Jeez, and what's up her butt."
buttbig - 17k - male "Do these make my butt look big?"
buttsnif - 19k - from Homeward Bound, Sally Field as Sassy the Cat "You big flat-faced buttsniffer."
buychees - 20k - Monty Python's John Cleese "I want to buy some cheese."
buydrnk - 35k - male "Hey darlin', can I buy you a couple of drinks hmmm?"
buzzstar - 30k - from Toy Story, Buzz "Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, come in Star Command."
bwlnball - 30k - Foghorn Leghorn "That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball."
bye - 31k - male "Thank you for dropping by, goodbye."
byeass - 27k - remix of Mindy "Okay, I love ya, bubye. Ya asshole."
byebeuty - 25k - male "Goodbye beautiful. I'll see you tomorrow won't I?"