DO YOU LIKE PEACHES??? I know I do. This page is designed for those who just crave to hear silly, random, and non-sensical phrases and such. This page is for u.
Hi. My name is Brian, and I'm talking. I'm talking and my name is Brian. This is the AHHH! RaNDoMnEsS page.
First I would like to invite you to read The Adventures of Fargo , an extremely random tale I wrote years ago, and now that I think about it I must have had like 3 cappucinos or something, but enjoy silly things!! Please don't read if you're easily offended.
This Great Fight
There was this guy and he was all like "AHH!!" and this other was like "oh no you didnt" so they fought.
::The first guy punches the 2nd guy in the FACE::
::The 2nd guy pulls out this amplfyer and connects a cord to the 1st guy's head and connects that same cord to the amp, and puts the volume way up, and then plays guitar. btw, he has a flanger effect on too! The soundwave blows up 1st guy's head::
:: The 1st guy puts his head on and whips out this huge duck, and the duck eats the 2nd guy::
The 2nd guy is all like, "All right, i'm about to do things and say stuff so u better try to get a good excuse for allowing massages to become illegal cuz I wanna eat the words out of your very mouth and try to say them backwards b/c my head is gonna explode from this nuissance of an existence we call Earth, b/c if u realy think about it, space has a place with your face on it, so my onyx rhymes get the rite time to be so submlime you would get hurt chronically! The 1st guy is like "oh, ok. Thats cool." Little did he know....
::The 2nd guy makes Laffy Taffy a worldwide sensation and gives the 1st guy the credit for it. so while the 1st guy is totally taking the good praise, the 2nd guy comes up behind him and wraps tin foil on the 1st guy's head, then sticks the 1st guy in the microwave. turns it on high::
Needless to say, the 1st guy won. But not for long....
The guys started doin stuff, and uh...one drops a zucchini on his FACE. And then this ghost of Martha Stuart is all like, " i will eat you now." and it doesn't. so e/body danced to the Maccarina, and then this crab touched a washing machien with tender loving care. then they spooned, and got married...illegally. THE END The following are a number of random pics that I have displayed for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.
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Not that it's imporant, but check out the the book I wrote called The Theory of Random!
And yes, I was bored when I wrote this.
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