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    Turned to stone
    Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when one of them noticed a light on in a window. Billy says to Johnnie and Joey: "Let's take a peek!" They look in the window and see a pretty woman undressing. Suddenly, Johnnie runs away and the other boys can't find him. The next day, Billy and Joey see Johnnie and ask: "Why'd you run away, you some kind of faggot or something?" Johnnie replies: "No...My mother told me that if I ever do anything naughty, say anything naughty or even LOOK at anything naughty, God would turn me into stone. Well, when I looked in that window I started to get hard, so I ran away!"

    Dentist picks up
    A guy and a girl met at a bar ... They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place ..... A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands .... He then takes off his pants and washes his hands .... So the girl looks at him and says: 'You must be a dentist!' The guy all surprised says 'Yes ... how did you figure that out ?' The girl says: 'Easy .... you keep washing your hands' .... One thing led to another ... They make love ... After they were done, the girl says: 'You must be a GREAT dentist!' ... The guy was very very surprised, he says: 'Yes, I sure am a great dentist ... How did you figure that out??' The girl says: 'Easy ... I didn't feel a thing' ....

      Viagra quickies 2
    1. A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
    2. Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
    3. Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.
    4. How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.
    5. Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the region.
    6. The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.
    7. If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
    8. A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.
    9. We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up straight and tall.
    10. Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

    Miner visits bar
    A miner comes out of the hills, enters a bar, orders a drink. Looking around, he asks the bartender, "Hey, where’re all the wimmin?" The Barman replies, "Ain’t no wimmin here, not fer a long time." "Well what do y’all do?" "We do it with the animals." Thoroughly disgusted, he ordered another drink and headed back to the hills. Months later, same story... After downing too many whiskeys he asked the bartender, "You’re sure you do it with the animals?" "Yes, we do, sir" Hearing this, he raced into the street and saw a pig run into an alley. He chased after it and started having his way with it, the pig squealing. After a while he heard a noise behind him. He turned to look and saw half the town, horrified. The bartender was in front and said, "My God, man, what are you doing?" "I thought you said you all did it with the animals." "Yeah, but no one fucks the sheriff’s broad!"

    Dogs can do it
    Two men walk out of a bar and notice a dog laying on the side walk licking it's dick. One man turns to the other and says "I wish I could do that." The other man replies, "You probably can, but you had better pet him first."

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