Dentist picks up
A guy and a girl met at a bar ...
They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place .....
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands ....
He then takes off his pants and washes his hands ....
So the girl looks at him and says:
'You must be a dentist!'
The guy all surprised says 'Yes ... how did you figure that out ?'
The girl says: 'Easy .... you keep washing your hands' ....
One thing led to another ...
They make love ...
After they were done, the girl says: 'You must be a GREAT dentist!' ...
The guy was very very surprised, he says: 'Yes, I sure am a great dentist ... How did you figure that out??'
The girl says: 'Easy ... I didn't feel a thing' ....
Miner visits bar
A miner comes out of the hills, enters a bar, orders a drink. Looking around, he asks the bartender, "Hey, where’re all the wimmin?"
The Barman replies, "Ain’t no wimmin here, not fer a long time."
"Well what do y’all do?"
"We do it with the animals."
Thoroughly disgusted, he ordered another drink and headed back to the hills.
Months later, same story... After downing too many whiskeys he asked the bartender, "You’re sure you do it with the animals?"
"Yes, we do, sir"
Hearing this, he raced into the street and saw a pig run into an alley. He chased after it and started having his way with it, the pig squealing. After a while he heard a noise behind him. He turned to look and saw half the town, horrified.
The bartender was in front and said, "My God, man, what are you doing?"
"I thought you said you all did it with the animals."
"Yeah, but no one fucks the sheriff’s broad!"
Dogs can do it
Two men walk out of a bar and notice a dog laying on the side walk licking it's dick.
One man turns to the other and says "I wish I could do that."
The other man replies, "You probably can, but you had better pet him first."
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