Petra Lyric Parodies

Lighten up. Christians are allowed to laugh too you know.

Beyond Relief
(Beyond Belief)

Weird content I cannot vent
After eating beans on end
Stomach pains and gas have left me feeling spent

Moving just seems dangerous
In the toilet I stay put
Knowing that I must sit still, I flush the bilge

(Chorus)
There's a fire down below - beyond relief, beyond relief
To the crapper I must go - beyond relief, beyond relief
And from wipe to wipe it shows
There's no ending to this flow
It gets worse I start to throw - beyond relief, beyond relief

Heaps of veg soon make me fret
Still I eat 'til I'm upset
Cream cakes top the lot and soon my farts are wet

In that deeper place it grows
'Till my tummy starts to moan
People run for cover as I let it go

(Chorus)
There's a fire down below - beyond relief, beyond relief
To the toilet I must go - beyond relief, beyond relief
And from wipe to wipe it shows
There's no ending to this flow
It gets worse I start to throw - beyond relief, beyond relief

And it takes so long to feel the change
I just hold my nose coz it smells so strange

Make me better
Alka Seltzer
Coz I'm drained and weak
From crapping too long

(Chorus)
There's a fire down below - beyond relief, beyond relief
To the toilet I must go - beyond relief, beyond relief
And from wipe to wipe it shows
There's no ending to this flow
It gets worse I start to throw - beyond relief, beyond relief

Heady, Feeling Unstable
(Ready, Willing and Able)

Enough of the cocktails, coz I'm feelin' insane
I've spent all my money and what have I gained?
I'm ordering shooters day by day
I'm always out at the bar down the bay

Drinks on the house whatever the cost
By 2am I feel like I'm lost
Shoulder to shoulder, I try to get out
Forgetting to pay I start a pub row

And I don't feel ready
I can sense my nerves
I see bouncers coming
I begin to swerve

(Chorus)
Heady, Feeling Unstable
I put up a fight to defend my rights
Heady, Feeling Unstable
I am flung and tossed no matter the cost
Heady I burp and put on a show
Unable to stand against my foes
I'm Heady, Feeling Unstable

Trying to get up the bouncers are back
Their guns are loaded, they're holding big bats
Pressure is mounting, I'm feeling so hot
I ask for a beer but they just let me rot
I've no strength just numbness
I am mopped on the floor
Although battered and broken, I get up for more

(Chorus)
Heady, Feeling Unstable
I put up a fight to defend my rights
Heady, Feeling Unstable
I am flung and tossed no matter the cost
Heady I burp and put on a show
Unable to stand against my foes
I'm Heady, Feeling Unstable

They've already used every club every chair
And yet I'm still standing which makes them despair
The bartender serves me and asks me to stay
No power can stop me from drinking away

Fart of a Hero
(Heart of a Hero)

The fearless client faced a brave young lawyer boy
He said, "Your work is bad and your firm should be destroyed"
But the sunlight twinkled in his eyes coz soon the boy would fart like a hero

The man refused to go until his refund was in gold
He said the office would burn if they didn't do as told
But then he faced the fire as the boy kneeled and got on his hands

(Chorus)
It takes the fart of a hero
To stand for your rights
It takes the fart of a hero
To salvage your life

There were sounds just like a warship and the client cried and ran
The lawyer sat upon his face and sprayed him with his bran
His fart impressed his colleagues who did laugh and just wildly applaud

(Chorus)
It takes the fart of a hero
To stand for your rights
It takes the fart of a hero
To salvage your life

Have the smirk of a child
And a powerful shot
When you eat all your veg
It will give you the fart of a hero

Will you strain with all might?
If it costs you your life? Do you have the fart?

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