Jokes

I know this sounds cliche, but laughter is the best medicine.

Q: Why has Bob Hartman more or less had the same hairdo for so long?
A: Because his motto is "Never Say Dye".

Q: What happens when Petra invite Jesus to join their basketball team?
A: The Rock Tries Out.

Q: What do you get when Petra have eaten too much baked beans?
A: Unseen Power

Q: Why have Double Take, Beyond Belief and all of their other albums been so successful?
A: Coz Petra Prays Too.

Q: What is John Schlitt likely to say if Petra acquired the nasty habit of sniffing glue?
A: "Come Unjoin Us"

Q: What is a Petra fan likely to feel if battling a severe case of diarrhea?
A: Beyond Relief

Q: What do the guys in Petra pray whenever they meet a zombie?
A: "God, Fix Haitians"

Q: What's the name of a former Petra member who lives near the river?
A: Pete Otter

Q: And his nearby bandmate?
A: Louie Beaver

Q: Which Petra member used to drive trucks part-time?
A: John Lorry.

Q: Which ex-Petra member is almost a preacher?
A: Lonnie Chap(la)in.

Q: What often happens to 3-year-old Petra fans?
A: A Midnight Soil

Q: What would you get if they crucified a dog instead of Jesus?
A: Barks of the Cross.

Q: Why should Petra fans be arrested?
A: Because they're all Armed and Dangerous.

Q: What is John Schlitt's advice if you yell for someone but don't get a reply?
A: "Just re-shout"

Q: What do you call the fanatics who spend all their money on Petra memorabilia?
A: The Homeless Few

Q: What would've happened if Bruce Lee joined Petra?
A: Double Taekwondo