the bum bum song>>tom green my bum is on the rail/look at me my bum is on the rail/my bum is on the man/it's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man/my bum is on the step/don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum/and thats not very fun/if you fall down and hurt your bum/i like to put my bum on things/it's fun for everyone/my bum is on the cheese/if i'm lucky i'll get a disease/my bum is on the sweedish/my bum is on the gum/i can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum/my bum is on the ship the battleship/i hope they don't shoot a cannon in my bum/blow poo all over the place poo poo/and that isn't very fun/when you shoot a cannon up your bum/i like to put my bum on things/it's fun for everyone/my bum is on the dog/my bum is on the cat/my bum is on the phone/my bum is all alone/the rail is all alone/the man is all alone/the sweedish is all alone/my bum is all alone/1..2..3..4/my bum is all alone/get the poo off my bum/get the poo off/get the poo off my bum/the poo poo/i wanna hear the cannon/don't let me hear the cannon/no no not the loon/my bum is alone/i wanna hear the cannon/i wanna hear the cannon not the loon/yeah the cannon

eat the rich>>aerosmith well i woke up this morning/on the wrong side of the bed/and how i got to thinkin'/about all those things you said/about ordinary people/and how they make you sick/and if callin' names kicks back on you/then i hope this does the trick/cause i'm sick of your complaining/about how many bills/and i'm sick of all your bitchin'/'bout your poodles and your pills/and i just can't see no humor/about your way of life/and i think i can do more for you/with this here fork and knife/eat the rich/there's only one thing that they're good for/eat the rich/take one bite now come back for more/eat the rich/i gotta get this off my chest/eat the rich/take one bite now spit out the rest/so i called up my head shrinker/and i told him what i'd done/he said you'd best go on a diet/yeah i hope you have some fun/and don't go burst a bubble/on rich folks who get rude/'cause you won't get in no trouble/when you eats that kinda food/and then they go get stiff/and they're dancin' at the yacht club/with muff and uncle biff/but there's one good that that happens/when you toss your pearls to swine/their attitudes may taste like shit/but they go real good with wine/believe in all the good things/that money just can't buy/then you won't get a bellyache/from eatin' humble pie/i believe in rags to riches/your inheritance won't last/so take your grey poupon my friend and shove it up your ass/eat the rich/there's only one thing that they're good for/eat the rich/take one bite now come back for more/eat the rich/don't stop me now i'm going crazy/eat the rich/thats my idea of a good time baby


aerozeppelin>>nirvana what's the season of love if you can't have everything/what's the reason of love if you can lose everything/what's the meaning of love, it's a crime if anything/what's the meaning of love, it's a crime it's a crime/how can a culture can forget it's plan of yesterday/and you swear it's not a trend doesn't matter anyways/there's no need to talk to friends/nothing new is everyday/you could shit upon the stairs,/you'll be friends/all the kids will eat it up/if it's packaged properly/should it subtlely irritate/keep it movin' equally/all I know is just the fact/where the world is nowadays/an idea is what we lack/doesn't matter anyway/all the kids will eat it up/if it's packaged properly/still the son will imitate/keep it fallin' equally/all i know is just the facts/where the world is nowadays/an idea is what we lack, doesn't matter anyway


12 days of christmas>>liv and lizon the first day of christmas my true love gave to me.. a pair of economy sized stretch pants/two huge diapers/three piles of dog poo/four barking spiders/five banana flavored condoms/six pairs of cavity search gloves/seven plaid thermoses/eight pairs of spiderman briefs/nine crotchless fishnet panties/ten jars of crisco/eleven alien anal probes/twelve spandy pubert humplicks