Some inspirational quotes and a Britney Spears pic

Some of my favorite quotes. (the lack of quotation marks is because when I use them, anything in them disapears when I hit save)

• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven. -Satan in John Milton's 'Paradise Lost'
• Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend. -Spider Jerusalem
• I live in a free counrty? -Morgan Ekern
• If people are going to hate me, I want them to hate me for the right reasons. -Marilyn Manson on why he wrote his autobiography
• There are no happy endings because nothing ever ends. -Morgan Ekern
• It's a funny thing about life, if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. -W. Somerset Maugham
• If you are popular, you have been or will be assimilated. -Rev. Jamie Pippel
• Those who spell 'magic' with a 'k' aren't. -Anton LaVey
• If you can't beat them, they aren't tied down properly. - some comidien that I can't remember the name of
• Whatever crunchs your nugget. -the Great Haylum
• Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of it's pupils. -Hector Berlioz
• All men are born equal but the tough job is to outgrow it. -Don Leary
• Going to church on Sunday doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -Billy Sunday
• It's like having sex, but without the sex items. - Nate
• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be legal, no questions asked. - John Irving
• There's no such thing as pro-life, just anti-woman. - George Carlin
• My mind is not for sale or rent to any god or government. - a bumper sticker
• Marriage is neither heaven nor hell; it is simply purgatory. -Abraham Lincoln
• I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -Rita Rudner
• You never really grow up, you just learn how to act in public. -Dave
• Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. -Jarger
• Civilization will not attain to it's perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last preist. -Emile Zola
• Only losers cry about doing their best, While winners go home and fuck the prom queen. -Sean Connery (thanks for the quote Jon) (yeah, I wanna have sex with her too) lol
• Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown (but how true it is!)

Here are some quotes from the Marquis de Sade. He was a french philosopher from, I believe, the 1700's. He's written several books and here are a few insightful quotes from his works.

• The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind.
• Certain souls seem hard because they are capable of strong feelings, and they sometimes go to rather extreme lengths; their apparent unconcern and cruelty are but ways, known only to themselves, of feeling more strongly than others.
• No kind of sensation us keener and more active than pain; it's impressions are unmistakable.
• The degradation which characterizes the state into which you plunge him by punishing him pleases, amuses, and delights him. Deep down he enjoys having gone so far as to deserve being treated in such a way.
• Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not accompanied by crime? It is not the object of debauchery that excites us, rather the idea of evil.
• One must do violence to the object of one's desire; when it surrenders, the pleasure is greater.
• All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
• Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate, but in which they all unite.
• We are no guiltier in following the primative impluses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves.
• Has not Nature proved, in giving us the strength necessary to submit them to our desires, that we have the right to do so?
• Now I beg of you to tell me whether I must love a human being simply because he exists or resembles me and whether for those reasons alone I must suddenly prefer him to myself?
• True felicity lies only in the senses, and virtue gratifies none of them.
• I was still very young when I learned to hold religion's fantasies in contempt, being perfectly convinced that the existence of a creator is a revolting absurdity in which not even children continue to believe. (quoted from the character Duc de Blangis in '120 Days of Sodom')
• I have no need to thwart my inclinations in order to flatter some god; (quoted from the character Duc de Blangis in '120 Days of Sodom')

Quotes from songs, if you can figure out what song, then you get a gold star. Also quotes not from songs that don't fit in the 24 item limit per list.

• Sex is like a gun. You aim, you shoot, you run. -Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
• You want me to save the world, I'm just a little girl. -Marilyn Manson
• There's no time to discriminate, hate every mother f***er that's in your way. -Marilyn Manson
• I may crack, but I'll never shatter. -Meredith Brooks
• Your God is dead, and no one cares... -Trent Reznor
• I am so all-american I'd sell you suicide. -Marilyn Manson
• You're the reason I live, you're the reason I die, you're the reason I give when I break down and cry. -Steven Tyler
• Sometimes I'm good, but when I'm bad I'm even better. -Steven Tyler
• People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
• If I were God, I would have made the Earth in only 1 day, then rested the next 13-- just to mess with the system - I found this on a site, and don't know who it's by, if you know then tell me so I can give credit where credit is due.
• People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
• No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger
• I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically. - George W. Bush (sorry to burst his bubble, but misunderstanding is alread a word..)
• It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is. - G.W. Bush (yes, let's flood the res. with tourists.. maybe the elk would appreciate a McDonalds...)
• Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again - not sure who said this
• I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. - not sure who said this
• Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. - not sure
• Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. - not sure
• The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. - not sure
• If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. - not srue
• We are just statistics, born to consume resources. - Horace
• I hesitate to say that [everyone is basically bisexual] because I'll get 4 billion letters from people on both ends. But it is my belief, yes, that everyone has the potential, but it is fueled or repressed by different things in your life. I feel the capacity is there. ... I'm proud of the ability I have to fall in love with both men and women. -- Actress Kathy Najimy to The Advocate, March 13
• Should I be happy because youre my friend, or should I be sad because that's all we'll ever be. - not sure, I think it was someone I know though, so if it was you, let me know.
• Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. - not sure