Enas antras pethene apo karkino, omos elege ston kosmo oti pethene apo AIDS. Tote ton rotise o gios "Patera giati diadidis oti pethenis apo Aids afou exeis karkino" Kai tou leei o pateras "Gia na min mporei kanenas na gamisi tin mitera sou meta!!!
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Htan dio agelades kai milousan,gia th noso twn trellwn ageladwn.Kathws miloun petassete mia allh kai leei,"emas ti mas niazei pou tes agelades-afou eimaste kotes"
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Htan mia kipraia agelada kai mia amerikana kai sinantithikan sto livadi."Mouuuuu" kaanei h kiprai,kai apanta h amerikana "mouuu men"
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enas dimosiografos rotaei tin antzela dimitriou:
-gnwrizete ton pikaso
-ekino to kitrino pokemon
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Itan o pompos kai ithele ena papagalo....Alla ekrata mono 20 lires.En ibre pouthena etsi ftino papagalo......Epien stin odoo iroon ibre mia poutana pou ixe ena papagalo...Lali tis diasmou ton papagalo sou gia 20 lires.
Ok lalei tou.
Epiren spiti ton papagalo tou kai ebale to mesa sto domatio tou.Leei o papagalos:allaksame patrono.
Ystera mpeni i arfi tou pompou kai lei o papagalos:hm allaksame patrono allaksame gai poutanes....
Ystera ampike i mama tou pompou mesa sto domatio leei o papagalos: hm allaksame patrono gai poutanes allaksame gai patronissa.
Ystera mpeni o papas tou pompou sto domatio tou lei o papagalos:hm allaksame patrono allaksame poutanes allaksame gai patronissa alla o kirios basilis statheros pelatis.
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Paei enas alvanos se ena periptero sthn athina kai leei ston periptera: "Ena pagwto kerasi?" kai o peripteras tou deinei ena pagwto geush kerasi. To pernei o alvanos kai girizontas na feigei lei "efxaristw.Avrio kerasi egw"
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Eishen enan pou mia zoi dystixismenos apo ola perpatouse kai elege " Thee mou kame kanena thavma, Thee mou kame kanena thavma ". Synexeia oulli mera tzai oulli nyxta elalousen to. Ospou se kapia fasi o Theos evarethiken na to akouei tzai lalei tou anthropou: " Ela re , pe mou ti theleis tzai evarethika na se akouo synexeia". Lalei tou o anthropos " Thee mou exo ena provlima - kathe ligo pao Ellada tzai erkoume. Synexeia piene tzai ela me to aeroplano en mporo allo. Kame kalo, ena highway na mporo na pieno me to aftokinito."
Lalei tou o Theos " Koitakse, ennen oti den mporo na to kamo, aman thelo kamno sou to alla enna exo provlima me tous allous anthropous giati enna pousin pos egine,poios to ekamen, intalos ktl. Esheis tipote allo provlima pio efkolo na se voithiso ?"
" E koitakse Thee mou, mian zoi en mporo na katalavo tis gynaikes. Prospatho na fko poupano alla oti tzai na po, na kamo panta den katalavo ton tropo skepsis tous, pos ta katafernoun ktl. Mporeis na me voithiseis? "
Theos: " Ela na sou po , tzino to highway theleis to me 2 i 4 lorides? "
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Htan ena zevgari omofilofiloi kai sizitousan to an genniesai i ginesai poustis.
Leei o enas: "Agapi, ego nomizo oti genniesai. Thymamai apo mikros oti epeza me tis koukles tis aderfis
mou, forousa ta foustania tis mamas mou, vafomoun ktl ktl, to eniotha re agori...
"Ohi agapi, ego nomizo oti ginesai..."
"Giati agapi?"
"Na, otan imouna mikros kai evgaza patates me ton papa mou sto horafi mas
sto Avgorou, san imouna skiftos, irthe enas arapis 2 metra apo piso mou, mou trava mia
kai mou arese kai apo tote stamatisa na vgazo patates kai evgaza ta matia mou
me alla agoria..."
"Kala re agapi, giati den evourises na fyeis aman ton eides?"
"Pou na vouro re agapi me ta takkounia mes ta horafkia?"
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A guys goes in a bar and orders for a beer. After a while this really gorgeous woman walks in and sits beside him. He starts thinking about talking her into bed with him and kindly turns to her, " Hi. Would you like me to buy you a drink?"
The woman turns to him and screams to the top of her lungs: "WHAT? YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? NO WAY!"
Every discussion in the bar suddenly stops and all the people are staring at the guy as the woman was leaving. The guy gets really embarrassed and stands still on his stool as if nothing had happened. After a while the same woman walks in, approaches him and tells him, "I'm sorry about that little incident but you see I'm a psychology graduate and I wanted to see how people react to embarrassing situations."
The guy then yells: "WHAT? TWO HUNDRED BUCKS FOR A BLOWJOB?"
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Paei o Pombos mia mera spiti tou tziai rota ton tziri tou na tou pei tin diafora tis theorias apo tin praksi. O papas tou leei gia na katalaveis pigene rota tin mana sou ean erxotan enas mavros (katamavros) kai tis elalousen na tin gamisei mian nyxta gia 100,000 lires ti tha ekamnen. O Pombos paei stin mana tou tziai rota tin. H mana tou neuriasmeni ton ktypa kai tou lalei na fygei. O Pombos epimenei omos kai meta apo ligi ora tou leei i mana tou oti theoritika tha to ekane gia 100,000 lires. Paei o Pombos ston papa tou kai tou to lalei. O papas tou lalei tou, tora pigene kai stin aderfi sou kai pe tis to idio prama.
Paei loipon o Pombos tzai lalei tis arfis tou to idio prama. I aderfi tou nevriazei opos tzia tin mana tou alla meta apo arketi ora tou leei oti kai afti theoritika tha to ekamne gia 100,000 lires. Paei tote o Pombos ston Papa tou kai tou to leei. "Katalaves tora tin diafora?" rota o papas ton Pombo. "Oxi papa" apanta o Pombos. "Pombo mou " lalei tou o papas " Stin theoria exoume 200,000 stin tzepi kai stin praksi exoume 2 poutanes spiti"
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Htan mia mana moni tis me treis kores anypantres. Meta apo ligo kairo katafere i mana tous kai tis pantrepse kai malista kai tis treis ton idio kairo. Epeidei itan kai oi treis omos parthenes tous eipen i mana tous na tis steiloun kamia post-card apo ekei pou tha vriskontai ston mina tou melitos na tis poun pos itan to sex.
Feygoun loipon kai oi treis gia to mina tou melitos kai i mana perimenei nea tous.
Meta apo ligo pairnei tin proti karta i mana kai grafei pano " Htan opos to Nescafe". H mana den katalavainei kai pigainei stin kouzina, vriskei ena kouti Nescafe kai gyrizontas to sto plevro vlepei :" Good to the last drop!"
Meta apo ligo kairo pernei kai tin defteri karta pou grafei pano "Benson & Hedjes" (tsigara). Pairnei loipon i mana ena paketo apo to periptero kai vlepei pano na grafei "Extra Long". Perimenei loipon kai tin triti karta pou kathysterei na ertei. Meta apo arketo kairo erxetai mia karta apo ta anathema kai diavazontas ta grammata tis koris tis vlepei oti etreme to xeri tis otan to egrafe. " British Airways "
Aporei i mana ti paei na pei afto pou thelei na tis pei i kori tis. Rota edo kai ekei i mana alla den vriskei kanena pou na mporei na tis pei ti simainei. Opote mia mera diavazontas ena periodiko vlepei mesa mia diafimisi twn omonymwn aerogrammon pou leei: " British Airways - We take you anywhere : 3 times a day. 7 times a week , Both Ways!"
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