It was massive, now it's not. It used to be great. Ninja, hero... whatever. I remember the turtles in their heyday.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team
(We're really hip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green
(Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens
(He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines
(That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but rude
(Gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party dude
(Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!