PIRATE WORLD!!!

SOME PIRATE JOKES!

where do pirates keep their cookies?....... in a jarrrr!!!!
how did the pirate become a lawyer? .......he passed the barrrrr!!!
what's a pirates favorite actress?............ patricia arrrrrquette!
where do pirates like to eat? ........... the HARRRRRRD rock cafe!
what is a pirates favorite song?..... HARRRRRRRD knock life by jay-z
what are pirates afraid of? ....... the DARRRRRRRRRRK
what did the pirate do to his drowining first mayte?..... C P ARRRRRRRRR
where did the pirate put its car when it was done driving it?.... the PARRRRRRRRRKING lot
what band do pirates just think plain out suck?..... KORRRRRRRRN
what band do pirates think rock!......the PARRRRRRRRRTRIGE family
who do pirates think just think the coolest person is? ..... my SISTARRRRRRRR , celeste
what did the pirate say to the loser?.....your a LOSARRRRRRRR
why do pirates rock?...... becuase they ARRRRRRRRRR the coolest!
where do pirates keep their weapons?.....in an ARRRRRRRRSONAL!
what do pirates suck at?...... MARRRRRRRRRRKETING!
how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?..... a
what is a pirates favorite class?... ARRRRRRRRRT
what is a pirates favorite state?......ARRRRRRRRRKANSAS
did you hear abouthat new pirate movie? .........it's rated arrrrrrrrr
what's a pirates favorite fast food restraunt? .........arrrrrr-by's
what do pirates put on their babyback ribs? .......barrrrrb-q sauce
where do pirates park their ships?........ in the harrrrrrbor!
where do pirates get their haircut? ..........at the barrrrrber!

email me some pirate jokes or some pictures ARRRRR MAYTEE *britni