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The Mid Winter Tour!
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January 25th- January 28th IOSF and Alchemy went on a weekend tour. This is a documentation of what happened to the best of my recollection. If the pictures are to small, Right click on them, and view image. -Travis 
The tour started in Detroit at the wired frog, so we packed up and headed to D*Town. The wired frog was a great place, it was huge and had tons of different activities for all the kids. By the time we got there Alchemy was already there. So we hung out with them for a while. Alchemy is: Jarrad-drums, naked:X-Guitar,Baddass Solos; Jason:Bass, Drooling, Tazer Amazer;Jerrey:Sound Guy, Funny as Hell; Jake:Vocals,Torched Throat and Kevin:Guitar and Mariah Carey High notes. The turnout for the show was not very good, actually it was practically no existent. This was our Cd Release party so it was very disappointing. I went around and gave away some cds but even that did not make them stay. One of the bands that played before us was Alchamino Car Crash, they were great. Hopefully we will be hooking up some more shows with them in the future. After Alchamino played Alchemy played, this was the first time I had seen them in a while and they played great.
Tight and short, just like we like em. After alchemy another band played, then us.    We played our best show of the whole tour. We were very technical and we played very tight. The show was a lot of fun. The mic was giving me some shocks but not to bad, it made my teeth hurt That night we drove to Ann Arbor to stay at Jared's sisters house. She had a sweet house, Jerry pointed out that the arches were very Romanesk. We chilled out there that night and watched a movie, then the real fun started. Apparently Paranoid Jake thought that he should bring a gun on the tour (it should be noted that jake is the biggest guy on the trip) but instead his thoughtful girl friend talked him out of this and convinced him that he should take her moms Tazer. A tazer is a weapon that shocks people with a burst of electricity that flows from one metal prod to the other. Here Jason is shown modeling this beautiful pieceLets take a closer look its magnificence We broke out the Tazer that night, Korey was the crazy bastard who took the first Taz, Then it was Jarred and Me. Very soon EVERYONE was tazing each other. It was fantastic. We found that tazing can solve anything. Here is an exert from our conversation "My elbow hurts will the tazer help it" Instantly the crowd erupts with "of course." It was obvious that the tazer can help anything. That night we all slept in different places with a pact that no one would be awaken by a taz. We got moving at about 11. We had to go to k-zoo to pick up kevin. We had a good trip nothing to report about that. When we got there, kevin was looking at porn and also shared some with us. Then we were on our way again to Marion Indiana and as soon as we got passed Fort Wayne EVERYONE spoke with a southern Drawl. I couldn't understand it. we were only 2 hours away!. We hit some bad ice on the way to Marion but there wasn't any close calls until we got to the show where we came inches from hitting this bastardly SUV that wasn't going to move. When we got to the show it was sweet. This place was an old theater that had 4 different screen rooms. The promoter knew Axle Rose, well he didn't know him but he did like red neck rock. Anyway the guy who owned it turned one of the theaters into this sweet ass wrestling arena that had a room with so much rap music that it didn't need any speakers. The other theaters were pretty much not used except the place that we played and that was pretty run down. We took off to get something to eat and drink, we went to a small gas station convenience store. The owner thought we were going to "tip it over." The show looked like it was going to be great. There were tons of people there and they all seemed to like rock and roll, The show started with some young kids playing some good Punk Rock. People were dancing so I decided to go dancing. I tazed a kid and he freaked out. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. Soon after that Alchemy played  Jarred got crazy and they played really well. I guess we can get away with saying that Marion did not like our styles.  When alchemy was playing there were a lot of people watching but the people who sat in the back seats were doing a bit of heckling. When it came time for IOSF the heckling reached a all time high. We got burger wrappers thrown at us and all kinds of shit. The show ended with mike and myself challenging all of them to a fight out side, I thought it was going to be fun but no one wanted to join us so instead we all started tazing each other and we even recruited some guys from another band that was playing that night called Pale Face Skeeter. They were very good, and they played punk rock so they got much more respect. All and all the show was a great success because a couple of kids actually did like us and came up to us after the show. It was a great time. We just need to find a place in indiana that doesn't only like Punk Rock. When it comes to the place we ended up staying that's a bit of a different story. We were supposed to stay in this hotel that we didn't know how to get to, so we ended up following the promoter to a hotel, when we get there we have 11 people with us and there is 6 already in the room. They wanted to party and we were in no mood to party so Me Jarred and Korey decided that we were going to get our own room, after some time in the other room everyone else decided to pay the money and stay with us. So basically we played and didn't get any money or a place to stay out of the deal. It was very interesting. But Kenney is out of jail so all is good, he will be here soon with the beer. When we got our own room we stayed up for a while. This was possibly the funnest time I had on the tour. We did all kinds of crazy shit. Here are some pics.    
    After listening to some gospel chat music we were ready to go. I got a call from Fitness Usa, Synthia was said I was a punk and I should watch my mouth. We were on our way to Chicago, More specifically Glen Ellyn IL. On our way we the other 2 cars made some bombs. Made from cups filled with pee. They tried to hit the windshield of the other car. Of 3 throw's only 1 hit was successful. It was a direct hit to the windshield of Mikes Moms Bravado.  When we got to the show we were a little early. We found out that we could get a circle of people together and taz the whole group. It was fantastic. We got a couple of people to get involved in the tazing. Its always great to share it with others. When we played I broke a guitar string and the equipment was very wet but other than that it was our most successful show of the whole tour. I hope that we can play there again. Alchemy played great. I really got to hear X rip off those phat solos. After the show was feeling very euphoric, I took off for a while then  we went and got pizza. It was hella expensive. We drove home the next morning and it sucked to come back to work and school. I hope we go back soon. Thanks Alchemy for going with us. 
Solely written by, TRAVIS