Who am I?
- I'M
- ABOUT
- 8
- INCHES
- LONG.
-
- MY
FUNCTIONING
- IS
- ENJOYED
- BY
- MEMBERS
- OF
- BOTH
- SEXES.
-
- I'M
- USUALLY
FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
- LOOSELY,
- READY
- FOR
- INSTANT
- ACTION.
-
- I
BOAST
- A
CLUMP OF
- LITTLE
- HAIRY
- THINGS
- AT
- ONE
END
- AND
- SMALL
- HOLE
AT THE OTHER.
-
- IN
USE,
- I'M
- INSERTED,
- ALMOST
- ALWAYS
- WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
- SOMETIMES
- QUICKLY,
- INTO
A
- WARM,
- FLESHY,
MOIST OPENING.
-
-
-
- THERE
- I'M
- THRUST
- IN
- AND
- DRAWN
- OUT
- AGAIN
- AND
AGAIN
- MANY
TIMES IN
- SUCCESSION,
- OFTEN
- QUICKLY
- AND
- ACCOMPANIED
BY SQUIRMING
- BODILY
- MOVEMENTS.
-
- ANYONE
- FOUND
- LISTENING
IN WILL MOST SURELY
- RECOGNIZE
- THE
- RHYTHMIC,
- PULSING
- SOUND,
RESULTING FROM THE
- WELL
- LUBRICATED
- MOVEMENTS.
-
- WHEN
FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
- I
LEAVE
- BEHIND
- A
- JUICY,
- FROTHY,
- STICKY
WHITE
- SUBSTANCE,
- SOME
OF WHICH WILL
- NEED
- CLEANING
- FROM
- THE
- OUTER
- SURFACES
- OF
THE OPENING AND
- SOME
FROM
- MY
- LONG
- GLISTENING
- SHAFT.
-
- AFTER
- EVERYTHING
IS
- DONE
- AND
- THE
- FLOWING
- AND
- CLEANSING
- LIQUIDS
HAVE CEASED
- EMANATING,
- I
- RETURN
- TO
MY
- FREELY
- HANGING
STATE
- OF
REST,
- READY
FOR
- YET
- ANOTHER
- BIT
OF
- ACTION.
-
- HOPEFULLY,
- I
WILL
- REACH
MY
- BRISTLING
- CLIMAX
- TWICE
- OR
- THREE
- TIMES
A DAY,
- BUT
OFTEN
- IT
IS
- MUCH
LESS.
-
WHO AM I ??
- AS
YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
- GUESSED,
- THE
- ANSWER
- TO
- THE
- RIDDLE
- IS
- NONE
OTHER
- THAN
YOUR VERY
- OWN....
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