| Myth | Fact |
| Masturbation is a game | Masturbation is like bouncing a ball against a wall, it might be fun, but it's not a game |
| Masturbation is like turning in assignments on time either way your moving forward in society | Masturbation is like procrastination, either way your fucking yourself |
| People who don't masturbate are gay | Theyre not gay, theyre just parapalegics |
| Masturbation is a quick way to relieve sexual tension | Masturbation is a quick way to relieve sexual tension |
| Masturbation will make you go blind. | Masturbation wont make you go blind...unless you accidentally aim for your eye |