Sound Shapes
Sound Shapes
Gavin
Mosquitos only live for one day ya know. So if they skip breakfeast I guess they had a bad childhood.
TV rots your brain, like it's crack cocaine.
Mom, do you know why they call it crazy glue?
On a much kinder note.
Scary, ey?
Today, at school, the school nurse took a sample from my ear and she didn't like what she saw.
Well, I did witness something horrific and unlawful.
Other Stuff
Listen, I just don't wanna be alone tonight...although I do wanna be alone when I wake up if ya know what I'm sayin.
Once you go green you'll never go back!
I guess I've been touchy about things...since birth.
I claim this chest in the name of Spain.
Yes! The answering machine! The most creative outlet of the 90's!
It's my right to ascertain things!
HEY! Quit tryin to break us up!
You substandard piece of crap!
EEEERADICATOR!
It's made up entirely of my ex-girlfriends.
My pen! My pen! I've lost my pen! The one I do all my work with.
He's just not my type of dog. He's just not, a terrier.
Thank you Satan!
Don't you ever laugh at my car.
Gerald...Gerry...Ger...Guh.
So there's a guy...
Thanks a bunch, Satan!
Ma'am, do I come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed?
A middle-aged couple fighting...
Now I'm more confused than a a horny bisexual at an orgy.
I'm so full of beans today!
I sell shoes!
...cutting out a coupon!
Few people know that I have been living a sham.
Remember, no one understands you.
I just heard of this knew drug that makes you happy. Just wanna say, F*** HAPPY!
Ya, ya, ya, ya. ya lost me.
Ya, we'd be better off dead...
Ya know what? My mom died, so my dad, to deal with the grief, bought me a hampster...
I found no love in the hollowed out belly of a dead elk.
Do Re Mi (featuring Bruce)
Hi doctor, I'm Cancer Boy.
My own fist, pretty ironic, ey?
Cabbagehead must die!
I use the big shovel!
I'd like to report one of those fridges...
Lesbians are so great...
Yea...yea...yea...oh yea.
Well, then can you get me something to eat before I chew my f***ing hand off?
This is gonna be the best Bellini Day ever!
Each day's a gift.
This urine is great!
This is just the sounds of Bruce running
I'll do your taxes if ya have 20 minutes.
I find sexual inadequecy so sexy.
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