Politically Correct with Rob Thomas
Rob does not have a beer gut. He has a liquid grain storage facility.
He is not a bad dancer. He is overly caucasian.
He does not get falling down drunk. He becomes accidentally horizontal.
He is not a sex machine. He is romantically automated.
He did not undress Kyle with his eyes. He had an introspective graphic moment.
He never failed a class, he was merely passing impaired.
He never had detention, he was just one of the exit delayed.
The tour bus isn't overflowing with junk, it's just closure prohibitive.
MB20 aren't late for the show, they just have a rescheduled arrival time.
Rob isn't having a bad hair day, he is suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."