You are the th bitch that has come to the Crappy Page.

    I am Crappy.  I am a 16 year old male, I live in Connecticut and my name is Chris aka Crappy (Captain Crappy Cementhead).  My friends, Gymp, Carl, Piglet, and Moowis, all have webpages except for the suckmaster.  Goto Gymp, full name Stupid Penguin Gymp, aka Kenny's page here.  Goto Carl, full name Carlo T. Marquhadonut III, aka Mark's page here.  Goto Piglet, full name DJ Piglet SMBLE, aka Drew's page nowhere, cuz he is the suckmaster and he has no page.  Goto Moowis, full name Moowis "The Dorito Man" Hoagie, aka Chris' page here.  I will now ramble about myself.  I am really into music.  I'm into metal, hardcore... anything heavy, really.  My favorite bands include KoRn (their first two albums were awesome), Staind, Hendrix, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Sevendust and Buckethead.  I am also into  Pink Floyd, The Doors, Ministry, Black Sabbath, Sepultura, Metallica, White Zombie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dope, Slipknot, Biohazard, Coal Chamber, Static-X, (hed)pe, Godsmack, Reveille, Hatebreed, Chevelle, System of a Down, the old Limp Bizkit (their new stuff sucks), Soulfly, Pantera, V.O.D, Fear Factory, Rage Against the Machine, h-blockx, Machine Head, Filter, Kilgore, Puya, Videodrone, Rob Zombie, The Drugs, 7th Rail Crew, Coexist, Rammstein, deftones, Videodrone, Incubus, Praxis, Soundgarden, Orange 9mm, Stone Temple Pilots, and Powerman 5000.  Those are basically all the bands I like with maybe a few missing.  My favorite movies are "The Usual Suspects" (AWESOME MOVIE), all the Evil Dead movies, "Psycho" and all of Alfred Hitchcock's movies, and "Fallen".  The Simpsons is without a doubt my favorite TV show of all time.  Wrestling is funny to watch, and ECW is awesome.  I know most of it's fake, but then again there are some things that can't be faked... just watch Stranglemania and you'll see what I mean.  Dragon Balls (DBZ) is a really cool show too. Carl, Gymp, and Moowis got me into that show.  Once you get to know who all the characters are in that show, its pretty cool.  Futurama, X-Files, Buffy, South Park, Beavis and Butthead and Pokemon are cool shows too.  Oh ya, about Pokemon... don't ever play that game, those japanese porn addicts put something in that game cuz it's addicting as hell, and I'm not kidding.  Speaking of porn addicts, the head jigger of the Jiggers is the suckmaster himself:  DJ Piglet SMBLE, along with the Original Jigga - Moowis, Carla, and a whole bunch of other bitches.  Me, Carl, and Gymp are all part of the NJS (Non-Jigging Supremacy).  Gymp is the Super Ultra Mega Hyper Master of the NJS, I am the Super Ultra Mega Master of the NJS, and Carl is the Enforcer.  To learn more about the NJS, click here.  Bobo will rule the world, visit Boboland.  I will update eventually, bitch.