Take the time to read this...
Imagine all of the following and fill it out as you go
along.
It's Friday night and you are driving your car.
what car are you driving? (Type Car?)
(YOU ARE THE DRIVER!!! If you can't drive remember, you are just
imagining!)
You can only have FOUR other people in the car with you.
( who is in the car with you? (Fill-In Four People)
As you drive, you and your friends start jamming to some music.
( what song are yall listening to?- (Kind Of Music)
So, you are jamming to some music with four other people
in the car and all of a sudden this crazy driver hits you in the back!
You are flying down the road out of control.
You hit a speed bump and the car flips and lands upside-down
in the grass beside the road.
You lay there crying because you are in so much pain from the accident.
You hear nothing but silence.
silence
silence
You try to yell out to your friends,
but you are in so much pain and shock the
words won't come out.
You lay there for about 4 minutes,
but to you it seems like 20 minutes.
You finally hear something.
You hear the ambulance
and you have never felt more relieved.
You lay there, still in the car, thinking about your family, friends,
school, past holidays, enemies, old friends, old lovers.
You start to pray for the other people in the car and for yourself.
The paramedics get you out of the car,put you on a stretcher,
and then into the ambulance.
You don't get a chance to see the other people that were in the car
As they ride you to the hospital, you pray and think to yourself
"Am I going to die?
Where are my friends?
Are they okay?
What's going to happen to me?
Did you die or not?
What happened to your friends that were in the car with you?.......
They all died.
All of the other people in the car died.
They are all gone.
You never got to see them again.
As for you...
you died too.
NO, this really didn't happen. You were just imagining all of this....
But what if it were real? What if it really happened to you?
Think about it.
That car was the LAST car you were ever in with your friends.
Those four people were the LAST people you ever saw.
Did you pick the four people in the car with you wisely...
or do you wish that someone else was in the car with you?
The song you were jamming to was the LAST song you EVER heard.
Don't you wish you would have had the chance to tell everyone youloved them?
Don't you wish you could have told your parents you loved them one last time?
Don't you wish you could have kissed your boy/girlfriend one last time?
Don't you wish you could have told your crush how much you loved them?
Don't you wish you could hug your friends one last time?
Don't you wish you had the chance to do all of those things?
You still do.
This really didn't happen to you.
Pray for all of the people that it DID happen to and
thank God that it didn't happen to you
Hopefully that made you think a lot.
20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls,bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they getnear the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag,and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, andact confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "TopSecret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look aroundsuspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them thebriefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. Whentrick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do,have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if theycan figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that itmakes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse,and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters goaway.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it outinto the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, actshocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam thedoor and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups beforeyou give them any candy.
11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them ordertheir candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins atanyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window,crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your houseas you can.
14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at thetrick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and startflipping through a calendar.
15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests,explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over fromEaster.
16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give thetrick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and severalhalf-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close thedoor. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don'thave any candy.
18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne onyour porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow beforethe pumpkin.
20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the momentyou open the door, and angrily throw the candy at thetrick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.
My favorite is number twenty!
