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Famous sayings and quotes from BlINK-182
Tom:"People actually come to our shows".
Mark:"Oh definently"
Travis:"Donkey"
Tom:"Aliens Exist"
Mark:"Were kind of like Fisher-Price:My first punk band."
Travis:"Man both of you are on something."
Tom:"Heyinally leav everyone,Mark's fing the band."
Mark:"Fuck you Tom,I said I would be back in a minute."
Travis:"I'm easily irritated"
Tom:"That's gnarly"
Mark:"I would like to die in my sleep in bed with the TV on.My greatest fear-By far is death." "Nothing is more scarier than dying."
Travis:"I'll say most girls don't know how to kiss at first.""I used to call them 'dead donkeys.' Or,I'd call them'around the world'because they would do these weird things with their tongue,like move it in circles.Girls should be playful.That merry-go-round tonuge thing is just weird."
Tom:"People,actually think I'm handsome." "I don't get that stuff,but that's fine."Hey I appalaud anyone who thinks I'm good looking and I invite them into my world."
Mark:"I want a kid to say we opened his eyes to a new kind of style of music."
Travis:"Don't talk to me if I don't know you",it's irritating to me.""If you don't know me,don't have a conversation with me".
Tom:"I have a girlfriend of three years,I'm just not as sicking about it like Mark is."
Mark:"Travis wears Victoria's Secret vanilla perfume.He is seriously the best-smelling dude in the band.Tom and I used to make fun of him 'cause he always burns candles and incense,but we stopped because we realized we liked the scent."
Travis:"I'm the only serious one in the band." "I don't go out to dinner,when everyone else does."
Tom:"Mark,stop with that Satan crap.""I've had enough of satan.""Satan can go back to hell for all I care.""Satan,is going to die."
Mark:"Hello everyone I'm satan.""Did you miss me."
Travis:"I was alone for six years without a girlfriend."
Tom:"I'm always on the phone talking to my girlfriend when were on tour." "I've been with her for three years,and I'm always talking to her".
Mark:"Well,we're supercool losers,so it's okay!"
Travis:"I throw soap when I get mad. "Or,when my girlfriend is in the shower,I throw ice cubes over the door."
Tom:"People should know I'm joking.I mean,I perform in my underwear.Sometimes Mark is totally naked.But we care about that.We don't want to be naked when there's a 40-foot TV screen above the stage and suddently there's a close-up of huevos."That's not cool".
Mark:"I don't feel like I'm a stable person at all".
Travis:"The star on my "i"it's pretty on ball point pen." "I knew I wanted to be a drummer since fourth grade.""My parents wanted me to get a normal job."
Tom:"I have done some acting,I was in some movies'IdleHands','U.F.O.'s','Highschool Falls',and 'Pranksters'.""In'Idle Hands',I'm in it for about 5 seconds.I have one line I say "Alright".
Mark:"Whenever we're on tour,kids ask us where we buy our clothes.We tell them about all these shops in southern California,but they say they can't find that stuff where they live.So Tom and I decided to do a website so teens who live in,say Iowa,could get our stuff.It has clothes,music,skateboarding products and all the Blink-182 merchandise.The website is called loserkids.com."
Travis:"I'm a nice person."
Tom:"Hey kids does everyone know what the bra is used for.""Hey look at me I transformed myself into a fly.""I'm now a fly.""A gray fly,look it's a pair of gray eyes.""I'm a fly,look at me,I'm a fly."
Mark:"When I was in school,there were only five of us who listened to punk rock,so we felt like outcasts. No matter who you are as a teen,you're in the same kind of limbo-old enough to do stuff on your own but young enough that people say,"Oh,you're just a kid."But people of any age can relate to our songs. I mean,everyone gets bummed if their girlfriend breaks up with them."
Travis:"My girlfriend is a pusher,and I got the littlest patience."
Tom:"Fuck you Mark!"
Mark:"I'm a Pisces.""Which means I'm a great kisser."
Travis:"Everyone is a donkey."
Tom:"Go home!""I'm tired.""I said 'Go home."
Mark:Actually,we're sick of it now.I used to get naked a lot backstage just as a joke.I'd walk into other bands'dressing rooms and say,"Hey,have any of you guys seen my towel?"Then we did it for our videos and for a couple of other events,'cause we though it was funny.But now everyone expects us to do it.So we're kind of over it."Maybe we'll ask our audiences to get naked instead."
Travis:"My dad was the blue collared guy who says"You have to get a fourty hour a week job."
Tom:"Any of you kids getting really horny yet?""I'm getting really horney.""You kid's make me horny."
Mark:"What are they doing?" "They all look funny to me." "Oh,it's a contest,"Oh,I knew that."-June12,2000:The Mark,Tom and Travis Show at Arco Arena.On Best Sprite can or bottle contest for backstage passes.
Travis:"I used to be in a band called the aquabats,I left because they never did any shows.""We never did any gigs.""They didn't know how to play the guitar,or sing at rehearsals.""We hardly ever really played.""We never really practiced together at all."
Tom:"I think most people look up to Mark and say,'He's a good looking guy in a fairly successful band.He's on top of the world.'But he's not.He's an insecure guy-he's real sensitive,you know? He's always wanted a girlfriend that he could fall in love with and he finally found one.He's a rad guy.He confides in you alot and cherishes other people's opinions.He's my best friend in the world."
Mark:"I pray before we go onstage,and I pray at night,"I don't subscribe to any single faith,but I absolutely believe in a higher power-one that is nonjudgemental about my behavior."
Travis:"I was a single idot guy who would go out and hang out with a different girl every night. It was just fun.I would get sick of someone and move on.So I guess it's just a matter of finding the right person."
Tom:"I really feel were blessed,I'm so lucky God let us be here.But I don't think he's happy about the words we say onstage."
Mark:"I think we're a pretty serious band with most of our lyrics.I would like to point out,that in fact I'm correct:Two favorite lyrical themes are breakups and loneliness."In paticular I would like to site"Adam's song,"which is essentially a suicide note set to music."
Travis:"I use to go crazy without alone-time."
Tom:"Stinky butt.""I call everyone stinky but."What's up stinky butt?""But not alot of cursing".That's what I love about poets-they use their brains.There's limited space to describe something big.I really like the way Mark writes words.He'll only have two lines to describe something large and he'll do it right to the T."
Mark:"All the Small Things",is meant in all good fun.""I like the Backstreet Boys.""It's a different place than we come from,for sure,but,you know,we believe there's a place for all kinds of music."
Travis:"When everyone else is out partying,I'm the one that will be practicing in a room.""I guess I'm not one to party."I like being alone from everyone else.I guess I feel like I'm taking life for granted, I'm the only serious[one]in the band."
Tom:"Hey kids!"Go home.'There's nothing left to see."I said go home!"That's it!" "Four songs,that's all were doing tonight".I said to go the hell home!
Mark:"It's so rare that two such good-looking guys find each other."
Travis:"Everyone that bugs me is a donkey.I don't know why people I don't know try to make a conversation with me.Anyone who talks to me,I don't know is odd."
Tom:"How many of you kids,like satan.I know I'm getting really pissed off at satan.That Satan really sucks.I wish satan would die and go back to hell where he belongs."
Mark:"One time on our touring airplane,at night we poured water on the musical technicians crouch.When he woke up he thought he had an accident. It was hillarious,he thought he wetted on himself.Me and Tom were laughing at him.When he found out we did it,he was really pissed off at us.That's why he quit being our technician."
Travis:"I'm just with them,I don't get up to their naughty antics with them.When the band makes jokes and cussess onstage.When I'm onstage I just don't have it in me.I don't feel like being a potty mouth onstage.If I feel like being a potty mouth I will do it in the privacy of my own home.I just don't have that in me.I feel very uncomfortable doing that infront of 10,000 strangers."
Tom:"I don't know why the hell people come to our shows."We tell the kids we're just stupid idots and they still come."
Mark:"I absoultely love girls.I love my mom,girlfriend and sister.I would never say anything negative about them.I absoultely love girls."
Travis:"I wanted to tell Christina Aguilera what I thought of her.Well,I'm way to shy to tell her.I think she's too odd."
Tom:"I love when kids asks us questions,so go ahead ask your stupid question.Wait a minute.Put your hand down!""I don't want to know what your going to ask."
Mark:"We are doing a cover photo with Christina Aguilera for Rolling Stone Magazine.No matter who is going to be on there. When Rolling Stone calls you,you go,no matter what."
Travis:"I don't know what the two of them are on.I just ignore them and do my own thing.I just joined the band cause they needed a new drummer. I needed to join a band and I chose this band.I don't care what their doing to people as long as they don't make me do anything I'm uncomfortable with."
Tom:"I love you Mark!Your like a brother to me "We're really close,I feel like he's my best friend.We're never really seperated at all."
Mark:"I'm not a stable person.If you knew me you would say I'm a moody person.If you were to look in my car,I got fishing gear,burrito wrappers and crap all in my car.Hey,that's a sign that I'm very unstable person.My car is a big mess.That's really a sign of unstablity."
Travis:"I'm shy,well towards people I don't know.I really feel uncomfortable around strangers.I'm talkative with people I know."
Tom:"I really believe in aliens.""Aliens Exist."I don't care what people think of me at all.I don't care.I just don't want to know.If you don't like me.I swear I won't give a damn."
Mark:"I sing in my shower,and I really suck at it."
Travis:"Okay,if you like me,don't tell me." "Don't tell me cause I can't decide if I like you.I don't know what to say."
Tom:"Oh,Mark I love you!""I really love you!"
Mark:"I love you Tom!""I love you!""Let's never fight again."
Travis:"Just don't include me.I'm nothing like them at all!"I prefer to ignore them.That's why I go off and do my own things.""There so weird.""I prefer not do do anything with them cause they are not normal at all."Oh my god!"There such potty mouths onstage." "I can't stand the way they act sometimes.""That's why I listen to my CD player and I do my own stuff."
Tom:"Okay,kids!Alright!""I said to stop your damn screaming it's giving me a damn headache!"I said knock that god damn screaming off!Shut the hell up kids!"I told you to stop!"Okay everyone shut up now!""I have a headache.""Okay who is still screaming I told you to stop god damn it.Please shut the hell up."
Mark:"I'm getting married to my fiancee Skye Everly,I could say she's the best thing that has happened in my life."
Travis:"I feel like a found the right person. I am a very tempered person.She's the best person for me.I am glad I found someone.Cause I haven't had a girlfriend in six years.Talk about alone-time."
Tom:"Hey sir."Yeah,the fat guy with the big boobies."Please put back on your shirt,your fat no one wants to see your boobies."Hey,this guy has more boobies than that 12 year old girl standing next to him."-Sept.08,2001:Show at Sac.Valley Amp.Kwod's Really Big Show 4:Show I went to.
Mark:"I went to the Slavation Army store in downtown San Diego a while ago with a bunch of my fiends.We shopped around for a while,and then,when we were walking out,one of my friends was walking right behind me,and I jumped up and spread my legs and farted right in his face."It was really funny until I turned around and saw that it wasn't my friend,but some old lady.When I turned around she said "Why did you just do that to me,Your gross.""Then I saw my friends across the street,snickering and laughing at me so I ran home."