Texas MINOR LEAGUE REPORT : ----------------------------------------------------------------- Chinese Whore Doesn't Rhyme with Dog AAA Minor League Roster: Name Pos Age Comment R Gant LF 37 E Sprague 1B 36 NOT ready for AAA ! G Lloyd P 36 S Erickson P 35 K Jarvis P 34 D Kolb P 27 T Hafner 1B 26 B Chen P 26 R Rodriguez P 24 M Riley P 24 J Gautreau 2B 23 BATTING : Name G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB K AVG OBP SLG E Sprague 75 318 106 12 3 3 36 26 4 61 .333 .340 .418 T Hafner 117 451 114 26 1 12 63 54 26 78 .253 .301 .395 D Wise 6 26 4 1 2 0 0 6 3 3 .154 .241 .346 R Gant 115 431 94 29 0 15 56 54 49 118 .218 .301 .390 J Gautreau 117 476 135 21 4 9 51 65 30 79 .284 .331 .401 PITCHING : Name G GS W L S ERA IP HA R ER BB K B Chen 3 3 2 1 0 4.67 17.1 16 9 9 6 12 D Kolb 54 1 6 3 0 4.71 78.1 66 41 41 47 94 R Rodriguez 11 11 4 3 0 3.67 83.1 70 35 34 43 82 B Kozlowski 15 15 4 8 0 5.11 98.2 101 61 56 51 84 F Cordero 15 0 0 0 0 7.40 20.2 26 17 17 11 27 S Erickson 2 2 1 0 0 6.08 13.1 20 9 9 2 13 R White 10 0 1 0 1 3.52 7.2 9 3 3 3 3 M Riley 11 11 2 6 0 6.24 57.2 67 47 40 30 84 M Ramos 8 8 5 3 0 2.92 61.2 48 23 20 23 37 K Jarvis 14 14 9 5 0 5.46 95.2 107 62 58 28 73 G Lloyd 17 0 2 1 1 4.32 16.2 18 8 8 9 11 ----------------------------------------------------------------- Smack That Bitch Up AA Minor League : Name Pos Age Comment C Michalak P 32 Ready for AAA. B Pulsipher P 29 J Thompson P 28 D Wise CF 25 M Teixeira 3B 23 S Carlberg P 20 BATTING : Name G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB K AVG OBP SLG M Teixeira 25 78 26 7 0 3 11 12 13 15 .333 .429 .538 D Wise 61 215 52 14 4 5 32 30 40 42 .242 .368 .414 C Murray 36 131 38 9 0 2 11 20 10 27 .290 .350 .405 PITCHING : Name G GS W L S ERA IP HA R ER BB K S Carlberg 21 0 3 4 0 5.57 21.0 33 13 13 4 12 J Thompson 4 4 1 0 0 2.22 24.1 14 8 6 9 15 R Rodriguez 8 8 6 2 0 4.19 53.2 58 26 25 16 54 C Michalak 7 7 4 2 0 2.17 54.0 46 14 13 10 27 M Riley 9 9 5 2 0 2.02 62.1 51 15 14 25 83 J Sabin 6 0 0 0 0 5.40 3.1 5 2 2 0 2 B Pulsipher 47 0 3 3 2 2.53 46.1 42 13 13 18 36 ----------------------------------------------------------------- Mike Sucks Balls A Minor League : Name Pos Age Comment C Magruder RF 26 D Mendez SS 25 E Serrano P 24 J Buck C 23 P Dumatrait P 22 E Veras P 22 J Sabin P 20 A Lenox C 19 C Taylor 2B 18 BATTING : Name G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB K AVG OBP SLG M Teixeira 91 341 97 18 0 7 36 43 33 69 .284 .356 .399 W Weber 101 349 88 8 2 1 32 36 22 89 .252 .304 .295 C Taylor 116 459 101 14 0 8 47 45 31 108 .220 .275 .303 D Wise 51 178 39 7 1 8 28 24 29 28 .219 .341 .404 A Lenox 118 403 89 15 2 2 34 37 45 95 .221 .309 .283 C Magruder 118 444 152 22 0 5 58 46 23 56 .342 .379 .426 J Buck 118 457 132 28 1 1 34 53 35 78 .289 .342 .361 D Mendez 118 482 145 13 5 7 48 53 29 113 .301 .348 .392 PITCHING : Name G GS W L S ERA IP HA R ER BB K E Veras 53 2 9 4 0 3.88 67.1 66 29 29 22 29 P Dumatrait 20 20 8 8 0 3.98 131.0 140 61 58 38 105 E Serrano 38 0 3 0 6 2.68 40.1 28 19 12 20 20 J Sabin 18 0 1 1 0 3.70 24.1 26 10 10 7 19 N Cruz 5 0 0 0 1 1.29 7.0 3 1 1 3 4