Texas MINOR LEAGUE REPORT :
 
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  Chinese Whore Doesn't Rhyme with Dog AAA Minor League Roster:
 
   Name           Pos  Age    Comment
 
   R Gant          LF   37    
   E Sprague       1B   36    NOT ready for AAA !
   G Lloyd         P    36    
   S Erickson      P    35    
   K Jarvis        P    34    
   D Kolb          P    27    
   T Hafner        1B   26    
   B Chen          P    26    
   R Rodriguez     P    24    
   M Riley         P    24    
   J Gautreau      2B   23    
 
   BATTING :
   Name            G  AB   H 2B 3B HR RBI   R  BB   K  AVG  OBP  SLG
   E Sprague      75 318 106 12  3  3  36  26   4  61 .333 .340 .418 
   T Hafner      117 451 114 26  1 12  63  54  26  78 .253 .301 .395 
   D Wise          6  26   4  1  2  0   0   6   3   3 .154 .241 .346 
   R Gant        115 431  94 29  0 15  56  54  49 118 .218 .301 .390 
   J Gautreau    117 476 135 21  4  9  51  65  30  79 .284 .331 .401 
 
   PITCHING :
   Name            G GS  W  L  S   ERA    IP  HA   R  ER  BB   K
   B Chen          3  3  2  1  0  4.67  17.1  16   9   9   6  12 
   D Kolb         54  1  6  3  0  4.71  78.1  66  41  41  47  94 
   R Rodriguez    11 11  4  3  0  3.67  83.1  70  35  34  43  82 
   B Kozlowski    15 15  4  8  0  5.11  98.2 101  61  56  51  84 
   F Cordero      15  0  0  0  0  7.40  20.2  26  17  17  11  27 
   S Erickson      2  2  1  0  0  6.08  13.1  20   9   9   2  13 
   R White        10  0  1  0  1  3.52   7.2   9   3   3   3   3 
   M Riley        11 11  2  6  0  6.24  57.2  67  47  40  30  84 
   M Ramos         8  8  5  3  0  2.92  61.2  48  23  20  23  37 
   K Jarvis       14 14  9  5  0  5.46  95.2 107  62  58  28  73 
   G Lloyd        17  0  2  1  1  4.32  16.2  18   8   8   9  11 
 
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  Smack That Bitch Up AA Minor League :
 
   Name           Pos  Age    Comment
 
   C Michalak      P    32    Ready for AAA.
   B Pulsipher     P    29    
   J Thompson      P    28    
   D Wise          CF   25    
   M Teixeira      3B   23    
   S Carlberg      P    20    
 
   BATTING :
   Name            G  AB   H 2B 3B HR RBI   R  BB   K  AVG  OBP  SLG
   M Teixeira     25  78  26  7  0  3  11  12  13  15 .333 .429 .538 
   D Wise         61 215  52 14  4  5  32  30  40  42 .242 .368 .414 
   C Murray       36 131  38  9  0  2  11  20  10  27 .290 .350 .405 
 
   PITCHING :
   Name            G GS  W  L  S   ERA    IP  HA   R  ER  BB   K
   S Carlberg     21  0  3  4  0  5.57  21.0  33  13  13   4  12 
   J Thompson      4  4  1  0  0  2.22  24.1  14   8   6   9  15 
   R Rodriguez     8  8  6  2  0  4.19  53.2  58  26  25  16  54 
   C Michalak      7  7  4  2  0  2.17  54.0  46  14  13  10  27 
   M Riley         9  9  5  2  0  2.02  62.1  51  15  14  25  83 
   J Sabin         6  0  0  0  0  5.40   3.1   5   2   2   0   2 
   B Pulsipher    47  0  3  3  2  2.53  46.1  42  13  13  18  36 
 
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  Mike Sucks Balls A Minor League :
 
   Name           Pos  Age    Comment
 
   C Magruder      RF   26    
   D Mendez        SS   25    
   E Serrano       P    24    
   J Buck          C    23    
   P Dumatrait     P    22    
   E Veras         P    22    
   J Sabin         P    20    
   A Lenox         C    19    
   C Taylor        2B   18    
 
   BATTING :
   Name            G  AB   H 2B 3B HR RBI   R  BB   K  AVG  OBP  SLG
   M Teixeira     91 341  97 18  0  7  36  43  33  69 .284 .356 .399 
   W Weber       101 349  88  8  2  1  32  36  22  89 .252 .304 .295 
   C Taylor      116 459 101 14  0  8  47  45  31 108 .220 .275 .303 
   D Wise         51 178  39  7  1  8  28  24  29  28 .219 .341 .404 
   A Lenox       118 403  89 15  2  2  34  37  45  95 .221 .309 .283 
   C Magruder    118 444 152 22  0  5  58  46  23  56 .342 .379 .426 
   J Buck        118 457 132 28  1  1  34  53  35  78 .289 .342 .361 
   D Mendez      118 482 145 13  5  7  48  53  29 113 .301 .348 .392 
 
   PITCHING :
   Name            G GS  W  L  S   ERA    IP  HA   R  ER  BB   K
   E Veras        53  2  9  4  0  3.88  67.1  66  29  29  22  29 
   P Dumatrait    20 20  8  8  0  3.98 131.0 140  61  58  38 105 
   E Serrano      38  0  3  0  6  2.68  40.1  28  19  12  20  20 
   J Sabin        18  0  1  1  0  3.70  24.1  26  10  10   7  19 
   N Cruz          5  0  0  0  1  1.29   7.0   3   1   1   3   4