Joe had quite a night. Well, it all started when I took Joe, Matt, and Sac to a liquor keg. Joe was done for by 11:30 Pm. He drank like I did. At least 5 or 6 cups of liquor and quite a few beers. Anyway, the last thing he remembers is talking to Grant. A lot happened after that. He started hitting on Katie Bacak drunkenly. He also spilled two of my fucking beers...grr. Sac started to take Joe home. I realized sac couldn't get him home alone. So, I went back with them. This was one long walk for sac and I. He was over both of our shoulders and we were basically dragging him. This was tough considering I was completely wasted also. Joe kept begging us to take a leak. "I got to pee guys," was heard a good twenty times. He wanted to pee like on the bushes next to main roads and such. We didn't let him. About halfway home, a cop stopped at a stop sign as we were walking by. I told joe "Youre my bud and all, but if this cop stops, mike and I are droppin ur ass and running." He straightened up for a moment and the cop passed. As we were nearing home... people were making fun of our "teamwork" and such. Near the bookstore, joe pulls out his wang and starts peeing while he is walking. I was quite amazed. He didn't get a drop on himself... but got me a couple times. So, we finally get him to mikes. He passes out on the bed. After I leave, about 45 minutes later, joe pulls out his one-eyed monster again and starts to pee. Luckily, sac is able to get him to go into the trash can. Joe didn't want to put it away. Sac said "put it away joe," and joe just looked at him in a stupor with a slight drunken smile on his face. He finally put it away after mike refused to do it for him. He passes out again, only to wake up again and puke into the trash can. The next day, he woke up and said "did we have fun last night?"...
