function getMessage() {
var ar = new Array(20)
ar[0] = "ingnorance is temporary, stupidity is forever"
ar[1] = "multi tasking: Reading in the Toilet"
ar[2] = "A good thing about having Alzheimer's disease is that you get to meet new people every day"
ar[3] = "Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate"
ar[4] = "Any wire cut tolenth will be too short"
ar[5] = "Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler."
ar[6] = "sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any"
ar[7] = "Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE"
ar[8] = "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity"
ar[9] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view"
ar[10] = "What you're tellin gme is a matter of major insignificance."
ar[11] = "never say eat yellow snow"
ar[12] = "I'm as well as can be inspected"
ar[13] = "If at first you do succeed, try to hid your surprise"
ar[14] = "He who laughs lasts, thinks slow"
ar[15] = "friends help you move;real friends help you move bodies"
ar[16] = "Laugh, an dthe world thinks you're an idiot"
ar[17] = "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot"
ar[18] = "Everywhere is walking distance if you have time"
ar[19] = "If at first you odn't succeed, read the instructions"
var now = new Date()
var sec = now.getSeconds()
alert("Quote:\r" + ar[sec % 20])
}
// End -->
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