FORWARD
For over 30 years, wrestling has played a major part in the every day life of people all over the world, from America to England! The wrestling industry has kept children and their parents in front of the television for years, and it continues to do so! The two biggest wrestling companies on the face of the planet have always been Vincent Kennedy McMahon's World Wrestling Federation and Ted Turner's World Championship Wrestling. But when Vince McMahon bought the WCW in its dying days and buried it for good, we found out that there was only one major wrestling company - WWF! Since the departure of the WCW many thought that it would never return again - until now! Following poor ratings and many superstars leaving the WWF, Vince McMahon went to extreme measures to win back the fans! After a short hiatus the WWF hit the airwaves once again but this time as the WWF/WCW! The two companies have merged to form the greatest company in the world! Many superstars have graced the ring of both the WWF and WCW including Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Mick Foley and the Ultimate Warrior! Now the two companies have merged and created history! The word soon got out that the company was back, and the superstars signed up to join the new and improved federation. There was much speculation over who exactly would be part of the new company, but after the RAW card was set we found out just some of the superstars that would be competing in the WWF/WCW! One of the most loved divisions of any wrestling company - the women's division saw some familiar faces from the WWF and WCW! Some of which were Trish Stratus, Lita, Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler! All these divas and many more would face each other on the first RAW in a bikini contest for the WWF/WCW Women's Championship! Already Torrie Wilson has arrived to the company - and made her presence felt! But what will go down when the queen of stratusfaction, queen of extreme and the leggy one arrive? And who would walk away the first ever WWF/WCW Women's Champion?

 SCENE 1
The scene kicks off at a sold out Arrowhead Pond Arena in Anaheim, California! The title sequences for WWF/WCW Metal start to play, and are accompanied by the theme tune for Metal - 'Losing Grip' by Avril Lavigne! The title sequences then finish and we see a jam packed arena with the lights down! Spotlights begin to circle the sold out arena and then all of a sudden huge pyros explode across the arena and the lights go up! The fans cheer and go wild as WWF/WCW Metal hits the air live from the Arrowhead Pond and live on MTV! Jim Ross and The King are at ringside calling all the action, as the first ever WWF/WCW houseshow goes on air. The fans whistle and scream across the arena in excitement! Ring announcer Lillian Garcia and all the ringside crew including the time keeper are all ready for the evening! The atmosphere is buzzing and the fans continue their ovation!

'Good Ole JR' Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling joint production of Metal! We are live at the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California! JR and The King are at ringside, and King what a night we've got in store for all the fans!

'The King' Jerry Lawler: JR, the divas of the WWF/WCW are in the house! JR think of all the puppies! Torrie Wilson...Trish Stratus...Lita...Stacy...my dreams have come true!

'Good Ole JR' Jim Ross: Seriously King, put your tongue back in your mouth...we don't need your drool all over the place!

[All of a sudden the scene switches backstage and we are inside the divas locker room! Trish and Lita are in the corner talking, and Torrie is putting on some make up, while Gorgeous George is in the shower. All of a sudden the door opens and the camera moves up the figure's body, we see a pair of very long legs and the camera continues to move up the figure and we then see it is none other than the Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler! She is holding a cup of coffee and walks into the locker room! She walks over to her bag which is next to Trish and the divas begin to speak]

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: Hey Trish, Lita! What's up?

'Queen of Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus: We're just talking about the match on RAW actually!

'The Queen of Extreme' Lita: Yeah, I mean we all know each other fairly well right? It's going to be a tough match! We've known each other from our WWE days and stuff we've travelled the country together you know? But when it comes down to us in the ring on RAW it's every diva for herself.

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: You're right Lita, I mean I'm not going to pick a favourite coz I love you all! But it's going to be a very interesting match! Plus, it's for the women's championship and you know how bad we all want the gold.

'Queen of Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus: Well I was a 4 time WWE Women's Champion and Lita was a Women's Champion also, but this is a bikini contest! So anyone's got a chance in winning. But all I know is if I know my designer...she's going to have a top class bikini for me [smirks]!

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: [gets up and puts her coffee cup in the bin, and then walks over to her bag and gets out a bottle of baby oil, she then lifts her leg up and places kneels on the bench and carefully begins to rub baby oil into her legs] Well guys, I know I'm covered! With these legs I've got as much chance of winning as all of you guys! But anyway, I gotta go and meet someone so I'll see you ladies later! Ciao.

[The leggy diva then walks out of the locker room, leaving the male fans...not to mention The King in awe with her well oiled legs! Stacy then begins to walk down the corridor when she is approached by WWF/WCW interviewer Jonathon Coachman!]

'The Charleston Dancer' Jonathon Coachman: Stacy, Stacy! Can I ask you a few words?

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: Well I'm a little pressed for time but I guess I can spare a few minutes!

'The Charleston Dancer' Jonathon Coachman: Well first of all you're looking amazing as ever [stares at Stacy's legs]

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: Eer Coach, my face is up here!

'The Charleston Dancer' Jonathon Coachman: Okay, moving on...we now know that you are one of many divas to sign a contract here with the WWF/WCW how does it feel to be back after a long absence from the wrestling business?

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: Well Coach, when the WWF first went on hiatus I was pretty upset, coz I love this business and doing what I do, but then Vince called me up saying that the WWF was back along with the WCW and I jumped at the chance to sign a contract! I absolutely love being on the road, coming to different arenas and most of all satisfying my fans [fans cheer]

'The Charleston Dancer' Jonathon Coachman: Well Stacy, on RAW you're going to be taking on Trish Stratus, Lita, Torrie Wilson and Gorgeous George in a bikini contest for the Women's Championship! How do you feel about your match, are you confident you're going to walk away the next Women's Champion?

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: Well Coach, my opponents are beautiful divas, and they're going to be hard to beat! But I think I've got a very good chance to walk away the next Women's Champion!

'The Charleston Dancer' Jonathon Coachman: As we've seen from the past, you haven't been a very active wrestler, do you think you have the in-ring abilities now to be able to wrestle with the best of the best?

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: Coach, I have to admit over the past few month's I've been in serious training! I have worked with the best wrestlers around the country and well I have become so much better in the ring and after I become the women's champion on RAW I'm going to be able to defend my title with glory! I have perfected the Keibler Kerve and all I have to say is if any diva in the back has a problem with me, the can feel the wrath of my gorgeous, educated legs! But listen Coach, I've really gotta get a move on! I'm due out in the ring in a minute.

[Stacy walks off as WWF/WCW Metal goes to commercial break]

SCENE 2
As Metal returns from commercial break, we are back at ringside with JR and The King. All of a sudden the lights go dark, and spotlights begin to circle the arena.
#...SO SO SO SCANDALOUS...#
'Scandalous' by Mis-Teeq blasts into the arena, then we see a single spotlight glimpsing on the entrance ramp. We see a disguised figure standing with their arms in the air...the figure begins to walk down the ramp and is revealed as The Leggy Goddess - Stacy Keibler! She stands on the entrance ramp for a while smiling as all the fans cheer! She then walks down the ramp and stops half way. All of a sudden huge pyros explode behind her as the fans cheer even louder, Stacy smirks and smiles at all the fans and then continues to walk down the ramp. She then climbs up the steel steps and walks along the ring apron. She then slowly and carefully enters the ring via top and middle rope, much to the liking of the fans. She then walks into the centre of the ring and waves at all the fans, and poses for the camera. The fans give her a massive ovation and she smiles and continues to wave! She then walks over to ring announcer Lillian Garcia who hands her the microphone and then she walks back into the centre of the ring and begins to speak.

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: Wow! Thank you, thank you! [fans continue to cheer] How are you all doing?! [fans cheer even louder] Well I have a few things I want to say! You see Monday night on RAW it's going to be Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, Gorgeous George, Lita and Trish Stratus in a bikini contest for the WWF/WCW Women's Championship! Now I know I'm not the best wrestler, but Stacy Keibler always puts up a fight! And it just so happens that this match on RAW is a bikini contest! [Stacy smirks, as fans cheer] Oh yeah baby! You see, I may not be much good in the ring but when it comes to bikinis, no-one not even Trish Stratus looks as hot as me! [Fans cheer louder] Now I know you all wanna see me in my bikini right here, right now...but I'm going to make you wait until Monday night! But I promise you all that my bikini is going to be so hot it's going to make you wish that you were an ice pack! But speaking of wrestling...I have to admit that recently I've been taking a lot and I mean a lot of training, and I've learnt so much! I'm not the stupid little bitch I once was! From now on I'm going to be getting into this ring more often and wrestling! I mean this is a wrestling company after all! I mean what's the point in me having a WWF/WCW contract if I can't wrestle! So that's why I took it upon myself to get down to the gym and learn how to kick some ass! I've been training with some of the best wrestlers in the world, and I'm here on a mission to prove to myself and to prove to the world just how good I am in the ring! In my career in the wrestling business I've been a "nitro girl" I've been a valet and I haven't had much experience in the ring...so that's why I signed my WWF/WCW contract...to show off my wrestling skills! I'm going to prove that I can hang with all the divas in the back, and I'm going to beat each and every diva in the back, with my patented Keibler Kerve!

[Just then the lights go dark and someone's music begins to play! Then we see Jazz walking down the ramp! She then climbs onto the ring apron and gets into the ring, and stares evilly at Stacy and then grabs the microphone off her]

'The Bitch' Jazz: Stacy, Stacy, Stacy. You say you know how to wrestle?! Well I really find that hard to believe! Coz from here you still look like the ugly, anorexic SLUT you always were! I mean, look at you, you look like a slut with your mini skirts and belly tops! You're just a twig in my eyes! And the sooner you realise that I could snap you in half right now the better!

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: [rolls eyes] God Jazz, you always were annoying! What the hell are you doing out here anyway? You're not even signed to the WWF/WCW!

'The Bitch' Jazz: Well that is true, but Vince McMahon invited me here tonight to negotiate a contract! And I think I might just accept if it means kicking your ass one-two-three!

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: [smirks] You know what Jazz? I don't like your tone! In fact...I DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALL! Now why don't you just get the hell out of the ring and let me continue with my announcment.

'The Bitch' Jazz: Stacy, funny how you mention 'not liking' coz I hate you more than you could ever know! You and Trish Stratus are both the same! You're nothing more than blonde bimbos that sleep their way to becoming the women's champion! Well if and when I sign to the WWF/WCW all of that is about to change...coz the bitch is truly back!

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: [sarcastically yawns] Quite finished there Jazz?!

'The Bitch' Jazz: As a matter of fact...

[Just before Jazz can finish her sentence Stacy Keibler hits the "bitch" in the back of the head with the Keibler Kerve! She then looks down at Jazz and laughs as the fans cheer! She rolls Jazz out of the ring and continues to speak]

'She's Got Legs' Stacy Keibler: God what a dumbass! Well before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED! I was talking about my women's title bikini contest right?! Well as I was saying...Monday night I will be facing Lita, Trish Stratus, Gorgeous George and Torrie Wilson in a bikini contest for the WWF/WCW Women's Champion! Now, Trish and Lita have had their turn to be a women's champion well on Monday night a new era will start! The era of Stacy Keibler - as your brand new Women's Champion! I will wear the title with pride and I will show the world just who the hell I am! Now onto my opponents! First of all Gorgeous George! Now frankly, I could care less about you because the fact is you're probably like 70 years old?! And get real if you think you actually have a chance of winning the women's title! I mean you've got more wrinkles on your body than botox can fix! You see "gorgeous one" you're not so gorgeous anymore...you repel men, and you're going repel the audience on RAW when they vote the winner of the bikini contest! Just thinking about you in a bikini makes me sick to my stomach! Now moving onto my "ex best friend" Torrie Wilson! Torrie - I'm so glad I realised what a manipulative little bitch you were!  God I thought you were better than that! But no guess again...you just had to go and expose all to Playboy! That's just filth...do you have no self respect?! God you're even more of a bitch than Jazz! We used to be friends, but then when you found the slightest bit of fame...you ditched me! Well that's fine by me...coz since I've got away from you I'm so much better than I used to be! I'm feeling much better about my self! I mean I'm much more hotter than you, and everyone knows that you can't wrestle so I can kick your ass too! But then again...there isn't much ass there to kick, how much weight have you lost recently?! A bit too much hun, anorexic isn't your best look! Then again...you always were a little fat so maybe this is a good look for you?! [scratches head] Yeah well moving on! My other two opponents The Queen of Extreme and The Queen of Stratusfaction! Trish Stratus, I gotta admire you girl! You've turned into quite the little competitor! You always were a little slow but now you've got the moves and you've got the looks, and it's going to beat you in the bikini contest! A 4 time WWF/WCW Women's Champion, 2 time WWE Babe of the Year, and a whole lot more! But come RAW I'm going to give you all I've got and believe me you're going to be in for a real surprise! You may be #1 competitor for the bikini contest but I know that once we get into that ring the crowd are going to behind me...the Leggy Goddess! Now I know my legs give me an "unfair" advantage at winning, but well you'll just have to learn to live with it [laughs] Well anyway, my final opponent Lita! The most extreme diva in the company...she knows how to wrestle and she is one of the best wrestlers in this company out of all the guys and all the divas! But Lita, you may be the red haired vixen and a fan favourite but that's not going to help you in the bikini contest, because while you have the in ring talent...I have the long, luscious legs! And trust me hun, RAW is going to be my night and not even you are going to get in my way! Don't get me wrong I've got all the respect in the world for yourself and Trish, but when it comes down to RAW its every diva for herself, and this diva will be the winning diva! But I've just got one more thing to add...there's a certain guy in the back who I have to admit I've had my eye on for a very long time! Not only is he a former WWE Champion, and a fan favourite...but he is none other than the People's Champion! Of course I mean The Rock...so Rocky how about the man who everyone wants to see, and the legs that everyone wants to see team up. That's right I'm offering my services to you as a manager...look at the wonders I did for Test in the WWE! I could make your fan base even larger than it already is! The sexiest man in the WWF/WCW and the sexiest pair of legs in the WWF/WCW [the male fans cheer and whistle] Oh yeah baby, you guys like that don't you! [Stacy lifts her skirt up a little bit] Well Rock I know you're backstage and you're watching me right now so tell me what you think and these legs could get a little closer than you can imagine [Stacy smirks] Well folks it seems like my time is up, so if you'll please hit my music!

['Scandalous' by Mis-Teeq blasts into the arena once again, as Stacy Keibler drops the microphone and leaves the ring and begins to walk up the ramp to the backstage area waving and blowing kisses at the fans]

'The King' Jerry Lawler: JR, is it just me or is it getting hot in here! Did you see the legs on Stacy Keibler?! Oh baby! I wanna get closer to those legs, why didn't she pick me over The Rock JR?!

'Good Ole JR' Jim Ross: Eer, maybe it's because you're old enough to be her father?! But in any case, this Monday night on RAW [the camera's switch to the titan tron and we see a moving image match card of Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson, Gorgeous George, Stacy Keibler and Lita, with their names at the bottom, and with the RAW logo by the side] It's going to be that diva we just saw Stacy Keibler taking on Trish, Lita, Gorgeous George and Torrie in a bikini contest for the WWF/WCW Women's Title! And The King will be calling the shots...don't forget to watch RAW 8pm Central Time, Monday night on the new TNN! That's all we've got time for folks we'll see you at RAW!