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How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing


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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

 


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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."


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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

 


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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message 


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 If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?


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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

 


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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

 


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